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Professor X: Thank you for applying to the X-Men, what's your mutant ability?
Me: I have the power of hindsight.
Professor X: That doesn't really help us.
Me: Yes, I see that now.
In hindsight, I should've grabbed my coat and left.
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I possess the strength of ten ordinary babies.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I've come to the realization that I'll never get my weight back down to what it used to be. 7 lb, 2 oz just isn't going to happen again.
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LOL
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Wordle 509 3/6
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Wordle 509 3/6
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Damnit: I misread that Green in my first guess as a yellow. I'd probably have had a 2fer if I'd realized.
I need
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming βWow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Manowar loudly playing in the background
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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darn got ending early but had to try a lot of candidates to get answer.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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TypeError: Descriptors cannot not be created directly.
The chance that one won't not misunderstand that error is not very low.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I was reminded recently of a message I used to give...
What part of "failed" don't you understand?
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:YadaVoice:
TypeError: cannot, not be created directly, Descriptors.
Maybe they should have gone all out with...
TypeError: Descriptors cannot NOT! be created directly, NOT!. syke!
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Back in the day, our Data General Fortran 77 compiler would issue this error at random times.
"Unknown error code 43". If it is unknown how did it get a number, was the mystery. It happened sometimes at compile time and sometimes during program execution.
We worked in the University computer lab and so made this message a sign we posted in the lab.
Created all sorts of confusion and interest. We never solved it. Even Data General had no answer.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Have you tried to escalate to Data Secretary of Defense?
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General was the highest rank with the maximum punishment authority.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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PUNishment
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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BDOS ERROR ON A: ABORT RETRY CANCEL?
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