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I have determined that after my engine swap is complete, I can roll-back all of the positive environmental changes caused by 5,000 Prius drivers by simply turning my ignition key to "Accessory".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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if you include the battery pack in the Prius figures then your accessories option would have to suck huge amounts of pollution from the atmosphere
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If I blip the throttle, the worlds oil company stock prices go up 3%. If we both do it together, we could probably kick start a mini oil investment boom. 
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My car (once started) is actually better for the environment because I get to my destination faster.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Way to show up John, John! 
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and you carry 32 paying passengers (well its the size of a bus so I assume it can)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bus...bus...sounds familiar.
Ah. That's one of those things that pick you up where you aren't, then drop you off where you don't need to be, right? Yeah. I've heard of them.
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Brings to mind: "Sorry, Officer, but I'm low on petrol*, so I was speeding to get home before I run out."
* Known as "gas" in the colonies, apparently.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I often use British terms here in the US just to confuse people.
Yeah, I am mean like that.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Just run the Keystone XL pipeline directly to John's engine
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You should grind off the word "Accessory", and engrave "11".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nuff said.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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I thought Chuck Norris died during hand to hand combat with Pete a year ago. Oh well, I must be mistaken.
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He can't be dead. He's just offline.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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It's not Chuck Norris that's offline - it's that the internet can only connect to him when he allows it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 12-Aug-14 9:24am.
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If Chuck Norris go online, he will take up all the bandwidth 
In code we trust !
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Chuck Norris can boot any computer, with either foot, his technique for rack-mounted servers above his head height is particularly balletic.
In the mid-70s, Chuck Norris nearly ended civilization when he mistook Dennis Ritchey, Ken Thompson, and the entire Unix team for Islamic fundamentalists.
Chuck Norris was originally cast for the part of Fonzie, but the schedule didn't allow enough time for crime-fighting. Marion Ross still remembers the casting sessions fondly.
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Jeremy Falcon has won every Oscar for Best Actor, ever
Jeremy Falcon drinks beer and p!sses nails
Jeremy Falcon is on speed dial for every Hollywood starlet
Jeremy Falcon wrote an entire ASP.NET application using nothing but an Etch a Sketch. Jealous colleagues had previously removed the dials from it
Jeremy Falcon won every strongman competition in 2012 but was much too modest, so he wore lifesize suits of other people
It's said that if every Jeremy Falcon is in the same room as Justin Bieber, Bieber will simply cease to exist. Can someone please arrange this?
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Jeremy Falcon claims she he is always bloody right.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Karen Mitchelle wrote: Jeremy Falcon claims she he is always bloody right.
Hey, don't hate me for having fabulous hair. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: wrote an entire ASP.NET application using nothing but an Etch a Sketch
Doesn't everyone write ASP that way?
Quote: Jeremy Falcon is in the same room as Justin Bieber, Bieber will simply cease to exist
He would cease to exist if I was in the same room too...
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Seems like the nail thing might hurt.
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MehGerbil wrote: Seems like the nail thing might hurt.
That's right. It hurts the nails!!
Jeremy Falcon
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Well I can find Jeremy Falcon's home page, but Chuck Norris? Maybe he's a figment of Jeremy's imagination.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: It's said that if every Jeremy Falcon is in the same room as Justin Bieber, Bieber will simply cease to exist. Can someone please arrange this?
This man, is truly a work of art. 
Jeremy Falcon
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