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Mike Hankey does not, in fact, own a hankie.
Not many people know that the word Panky was added after his name in honour of his legendary Don Juan status, leading to this becoming common usage
Mike Hankey invented oxygen. Prior to Mike Hankey, people died very young
Mike Hankey is capable of time travel. He is, in fact, his own brother, grandfather and 3rd uncle on his mothers side.
Mike Hankey is the real name of Bob
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Mike Hankey is the real name of Bob
Now I have scenes of Paul running through my head while I should be re-factoring classes in a website I just inherited.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Don't worry, for sure you have inherited that website from Mike Hankey... 
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That would make it really easy to maintain. A dream even
I have just factored out 12 classes, 4 Interfaces from a single file.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: I have just factored out 12 classes, 4 Interfaces from a single file.
ReSharper?
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don't have it at work 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The Appalachian_Trail[^] is merely the walk up to Mike Hankeys house.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Mike Hankey's daily walk to his mail box is beyond the abilities of mere mortals.
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Sometimes for amusement, Mike Hankey retrieves the mail by using a fly rod.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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On the eighth day, Mike said "Let there be grilled steak!" and there was grilled steak.
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And Mike saw the steak, and it was good. Upon consumption of the steak Mike said "Let there be beer!" and there was beer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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And Mike saw the beer and it was good. Then he said let there be bacon. And there was bacon.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Mike did not, in fact, create bacon (this is a commonly held mistake). Bacon created itself to satisfy Mike.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Bacon created itself to satisfy Mike.
Jeremy Falcon
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And Mike saw the bacon and it was good. Then he said let there be a quiet centerfold-like woman, with which to share his bacon, beer, and steak. And there was quiet centerfold-like woman.....
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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And Mike said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
And Mike made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and Mike saw that it was good.
Now I can have grilled steak sayeth the Mike.
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Don't think you're going to get away from having your own Chuck Norris facts.
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My turn in the barrel eh Pete? 
Good ones all! And your fellow cohorts came up with some fine ones also.
jeron1 - You've reminded me it's time to get out in the stream and do a little fly fishing, it's been a couple of months since I last flipped a fly.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Just took delivery of a new pair of waders, only if I could find time to get out.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Time is a precious commodity you don't find it you make it.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
modified 15-Aug-14 2:58am.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Time is a precious commodity you don't find it you made it.
So true. 
As I get older I realize it is the things I never found time to do that I regret not having done.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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"Who is stupid, you or me?" my boss asked. I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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Obligatory Dilbert[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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