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Husbands like to think they are in charge, and their wives sensibly allow them to think that whilst doing what they are told:
"I'm in charge here, and I have my wife's permission to say so!"
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Proving that farce is the oldest form of humor.
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Hi, fyi there are ancient and modern fish who climbed/climb trees.[^]
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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Listen - JUST listen... if my bride is describing a problem I realize she is not asking me to offer a solution.
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This is true
Paul Sanders.
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal.
Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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'If I have to... I guess.'
from Man's Prayer - Red Green
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our job is to listen
... whether we like it or not! 😸
Paul Sanders.
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal.
Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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That's hysterical. And, as you say, there's a lot of truth in it x
Paul Sanders.
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal.
Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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And I'm an abject failure at that!
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..I find myself saying 'I don't give a ' more and more.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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me to
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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multiple thumbs up.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Selective deafness works wonders.
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Real deafness works even better.
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Yup, I have that too x
Paul Sanders.
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal.
Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills. She said “your an 8 on a scale of ten”
I asked her why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton?!?!?!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Well I guess somebody has to!
Paul Sanders.
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal.
Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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I "do" without asking. I know what works.
I say "what" when listening because it's true.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Constellation from gold capital ? (6)
Gold = Au
capital ? = Riga
Auriga
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Dat's de bunny! You are (back) up tomorrow - but either way you won't be setting Mondays!
Don't know why that pleases me, because if no-one gets it tomorrow I'm back up Monday anyway ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Was busy all morning and have spent a long time listening to hold music, so only just seen the clue. Took me about 5 secs to get (wife is 1/2 Latvian); but obviously too late. That is frustrating as the ones I see at 09:00 I never seem to get in the allotted time. Still, it was a good clue,
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Message Removed
modified 1-Dec-22 8:17am.
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Message Removed
modified 1-Dec-22 8:17am.
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Message Removed
modified 1-Dec-22 8:17am.
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