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A Very Merry Unbirthday![^]
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I say that boy's about as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
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Please. Have extra respect for oatmeal.
What other food can you eat.
Then, should you get nauseous and puke into your bowl,
The oatmeal still looks the same as when you ate it the first time,
And It's still warm and ready to eat again!
It's really special.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's really special.
Put some pink food coloring in it and it also looks like brains. Thus, oatmeal is brain food.
Jeremy Falcon
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Oatmeal then, can be viewed as an infinite loop food item. In theory, the same bowl of oatmeal can be eaten forever, with no ending.
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this, in fact, can´t be viewed as a solution to human´s hunger crises...
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Why is there no monument to oatmeal in our land
If it's good enough to eat then it's good enough to stand
On a plynth in London we should see
"Here's to porridge made in Scotland"
Signed Oatmeal OBE
Spike Milligan
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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He's gonna catch himself a chicken.
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Unfortunately, the 99 'Next's' suck so bad they undermine the message
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Reminds me of the kind of stuff you hear at middle management sales conferences.
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For our own collection I'd like to start with:-
"A dirty mind is an endless feast"
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I like that, 
I can also voich for it too. 
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"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it" - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Not quite. How many scientific 'facts' are debunked by new research?
Science has been wrong in the past, is wrong in the present and will be wrong in the future.
But I do believe they're getting closer to 'the' truth.
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: Not quite. How many scientific 'facts' are debunked by new research?
I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant: to me it appears that he is alluding to proven science and not hypotheses.
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Any scientist (I know many) will tell you the more they learn on a topic the more they begin to realize how little they actually know. Science is only proven up until any one underlying assumption gives way.
All a good scientist can hope for is to arrive at a repeatable process which yields consistent results. This is generally accepted as proof - until disproven.
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Many who uttered those words of wit are deader...
and some even died drowning in their own vomit:
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I wish I'd had this the last time I flew to China.
There were barf bags available on the plane.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: There were barf bags available on the plane.
Must have been something you said.
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Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeee! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Little did the world know what would be unleashed this day, 1962! 
Marc
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Happy birthday, Marc! Have an awesome year! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
/ravi
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