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Amazing stuff, Dave. Are you applying to drive that thing?
Will Rogers never met me.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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In her first public speech she opines she was: "the first person to have their reputation completely destroyed worldwide via the Internet" [^].
Yahoo: "1 p.m. ET, Lewinsky had already gained 18,000 followers."
This little coprolite of serendipity further reinforces my view that Twitter is to "popular culture" as Ebola is to virii.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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BillWoodruff wrote: reputation completely destroyed
I thought it had enhanced her reputation.
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A twit became a twist and now she's complaining she's been labeled a twit. The things that make you say hmmm.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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She's know for a spotty reputation, due in no small part to not doing her laundry when her clothes really needed it.
By the way - does anyone think that it would be a good business plan to name a cigar after her?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: By the way - does anyone think that it would be a good business plan to name a cigar after her? Yes[^]
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BillWoodruff wrote: "the first person to have their reputation completely destroyed worldwide via the Internet" [^].
It's really amusing how people blame this or that. Dear Monica - the only person responsible for destroying your reputation, is....YOU!
Though, not to be called a MCP (that's a Male Chauvinist Pig, not a Microsoft Certified Professional) I would agree that Bill did have a small part in that process to, if I, erm, 'member that correctly.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I would agree that Bill did have a small part in that process t I never said a word about Havana.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Marc Clifton wrote: if I, erm, 'member that correctly.
[Voice a'la Beavis and Butthead] Heh heh! He said member. Heh heh!
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Mr. Bill certainly had a part in it - the fun part if I recall.
However - apparently Ms. Monica was trained by her mother to take advantage of such opportunities and encouraged by Linda Tripp to save the spotted garment.
No sympathy for little Monica - she'll just have to 'swallow' her pride and get on with things.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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BillWoodruff wrote: Yahoo: "1 p.m. ET, Lewinsky had already gained 18,000 followers."
Google: "2 p.m. ET. Lewinsky had already gained another 18 lbs."
Will Rogers never met me.
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BillWoodruff wrote: coprolite Thanks for the vocabulary lesson.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You should see his product line of coprolite jewelry!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Now, that would be scary. But, then again, it's Halloween Time!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Sadly, if you made a line of petrified poop jewelry and offered it online for <$10.00, you'd sell a million units your first week.
To paraphrase H. L. Mencken, "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people."
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dear me.
"Popular culture" is a singular noun being used generically, while "virii" is a plural*.
What on Earth is the world coming to, when errors like this occur in Internet message-board postings?
* Which some might argue is misspelled, given that the rest of the posting is in English, not Latin.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I can make chili almost anytime of the year, but I prefer, to make it in the Fall/Winter time. For me, it is the perfect comfort food. I like to try different recipes. I haven't decided what recipe I will use for my first batch this year.
I know the internet has an endless supply, and imagination is half the fun, but I would be interested to see some of your recipes.
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North Texas Red Chili[^]
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I have to admit that I'm cutting down on the hotter chilis.
There's a possibly older and funnier version of that text in Swedish[^]. But I assumed that would be a bit problematic for most people in the lounge to follow.
OT.
Thanks for the files.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: There's a possibly older and funnier version of that text in Swedish[^]
Does it have the Wagner reference in it? I found that quite amusing, trying to imagine a Texan in a 10 gallon hat chill'in out with Wagner!
Jörgen Andersson wrote: Thanks for the files.
YW!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: imagine a Texan in a 10 gallon hat chill'in out with Wagner!
I'm reasonably sure that JSOP's car plays "Ride of the Valkyries".
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No, but it's a bit more descriptive, and has a quick recipe for the people in hurry. Skip all ingredients except the Tequila.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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