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Out of the blues, I just remembered there use to be the CodeProject TV icon up there but it just disappeared. I looked around but no link to TV section (or I need glasses)?  (No I meant the reading reading glasses)
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It was shut down[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Hmm! To bad, but guess it's for the good!
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: Hmm! To bad, but guess it's for the good!
I've always wanted to be an optimist, but reality wouldn't let me 
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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It's better to be a pessimist because either you're always right or you're pleasantly surprised. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"A Optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A Pessimist agrees with him"
Some other dude
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It turned out to be as popular as a sneeze at Heathrow.
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I thought Code Project Tv had been gone for a couple of months now, so thought it safe. 
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As popular as a clown in Southsea[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I actually know this guy. He is a 15 year old boy his name is Jordon Greenwood and he is harmless. I use to live 2 doors down from him. He is just doing it to make money as he performs magic tricks for the drunks, he has always been a bit of a entrepreneur. When he was young he would be doing penny for a guy all day every day from mid-october onwards and use to make enough money to keep his whole family. His Mum had Cancer (no idea if she beat it as we moved out of Portsmouth) and his Dad is useless.
I hadn't realised this had made the national news.
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P0mpey3 wrote: he performs magic tricks for the drunks
For some reason, I thought it might be him - he was in the Barley Mow a few weeks ago doing card tricks.
Which I guess makes me one of "the drunks". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: he was in the Barley Mow a few weeks ago doing card tricks
 Are you from/live in Portsmouth? I knew Mark Wallace was but had no idea you were.
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No, but my parents live down there, so I'm often to be found propping up the bar in the local watering holes.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: No, but my parents live down there
I semi-recall having this conversation before? might have been drunk 
I live on Hayling Island now, but if you're ever at a loose end when you're in this neck of the woods, let me know and we'll have a jar or two.
We use to play the Barley Mow in the Pool League, great little pub really. I played for the Magpie(now turned into flats) down Fratton Road.
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It's on channel 42.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It was sold to Rupert Murdoch.
I never thought CP would be a sell-out 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why remove outlook express?
OK, Iris (an elderly lady with reasonable tech skills) is being moved from her XP desktop to a Win8 lappy, and generally speaking, it's not going too bad. We're about 3 months in, and she's checking her email on win 8 now.
And therein lies the problem.
Windows Mail (my tablet tried to make that Windups Maul, which is surprisingly appropriate...)
How the heck do you get to add an address to the "blocked senders" list? 'Twas easy in outlook... But even with Google I can't get out to work!
Anyone got the stupid software can try it and tell me? Please?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: OK, Iris (an elderly lady with reasonable tech skills)
I was going to come up with a totally hilarious, side-splitting, back-slapping response to this where I pretended to be Wayne Ronney by changing my display name, but to my dismay "Wayne Rooney[^]" has already signed up, and he's Turkish!
EDIT: Fixed link
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And you have no idea how glad that makes me! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The profile doesn't say "Turkish"; it says "Turkey".
That's a damned good algorithm they use.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's perhaps because he isn't Turkish but perhaps only connecting in from Turkey.
Mine says "USA" but I am not an USian, I just live in the US at the moment.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Um, look at definition 4[^], and remember that we're talking about Wayne Rooney.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It doesn't help me. I have no idea who Wayne whatshisname is!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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He's one of those mammals that spends its life running around a field chasing a ball.
Dogs/footballers... the similarities are immense.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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