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Because I can[^], and because I think it's funny and sad enough to share with the broader community that doesn't venture over to the W&W too often.
Sue me. 
Marc
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I vote we all move back to BASIC... And not that newfangled Visual Basic, or even that sorta-newfangled QBasic... I'm talking BASIC, with line numbers... Atari BASIC, GW BASIC, IBM BASIC... Whichever one you want, but it has to have line numbers and GOTO.
I'm going to be the first geek to write an Android app in Atari BASIC!
10 print "Hello, Android!"
20 goto 10
30 ???
40 Profit!
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Ian Shlasko wrote: back to BASIC
I have Turbo BASIC V1.0 . The version of VAX BASIC I have is too new and allows line numbers or labels (but not both in the same file).
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I don't actually have a working version of BASIC, but I think I still have a piece of the keyboard from my old Atari 800XL...
I mean, if a four-year-old could learn BASIC on that thing, I think these (presumably older) people in Q&A can do it too.
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Not having seen the word before I googled progess. It seems to be in common use although the meaning is obscure.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I think it is progress anyway - because today you can choose RDB or Document base, scripting or compiled, client or server, desktop or mobile...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: because today you can choose RDB or Document base, scripting or compiled, client or server, desktop or mobile...
That's a good point. Unfortunately, it takes a lot of experience (aka skill) to make good choices. That doesn't mean the choices are bad, it's more that I keep witnessing people making choices without careful consideration. I was recently sitting in on a group of young programmers who had a really neat idea and they all jumped on the "let's use a NoSQL database!" idea without any consideration for the implications of their decision. They hadn't even fully fleshed out the concept, and they were choosing an implementation strategy! Argh.
Marc
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Hi looking for a solution where I have a php page, export.php, that has a form where a user can click, which opens exportdo.php, exportdo.php opens and runs the csv export and the file downloads. What I am looking for is how to refresh export.php, after the CSV file downloads, so I can post an export success message to the user.
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Keep looking.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Took the words right out of my keyboard!
Will Rogers never met me.
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The answer is written on the top of this page - read it carefully...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Jim Null wrote: looking for a solution
Have you tried Gin?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not sure about gin, but in my case whisky helps a lot 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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He might not be an in gin ear?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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*GROAN*
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Happy dance: I got a groan from Griff! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Beware! Griff groans just before he attacks his prey...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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's OK, I have a bottle of Gordon's to distract him.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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No worries; Griff only attacks prey that smells of lanolin.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Your user name might be causing problems as our database fields are not nullable.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I haven't tried any, because I'm at work, but figured I'd share the find. Hopefully Leslie Nielsen hasn't already.
The Internet Arcade[^]
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Wear sunglasses!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I was googling how to do something in WPF (what it was is not important), and I stumbled across a bug reported in 2011. This was Microsoft's resolution:
"The WPF team has recently reviewed this issue and will not be addressing this issue as at this time the team is focusing on the bugs impacting the highest number of WPF developers. If you believe that this was resolved in error, please reactivate this bug with any necessary supporting details."
Ya know what, Microsoft, if even ONE developer is having a problem writing code because you screwed the f*ckin pooch, that should damn well be enough reason to have the problem fixed. I would almost expect this response from a 3rd party tool manufacturer, but on the actual framework!?! What a bunch-o-no-talent-'tards, ESPECIALLY when you recommended to everyone that they drop Winforms in favor of WTF WPF...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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They show the door to some 20K employee, so they lack the sufficient developer-hours to fix each and every bug...
In fact - with all the products MS has - they accept bug reports on 19 only!
And of course the "focusing on the bugs impacting the highest number of ... developers" is fake! There is an SQL bug reported in 2008 and has the largest numbers of votes, but still not resolved!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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I know of one winforms bug reported in VS2005 that's still unresolved in VS2010. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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