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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she tries to leave without paying.
Sadly, the reality is (pick one or more):
1. Then she's paid minimum wage because testers are very un-appreciated.
2. Then she's replaced by a robotic automation tester
3. But nothing happens because everyone is ignoring her.
4. What? Test? Who, me???
Marc
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Something similar was posted on the CP Facebook page a while back.
Tester didn't order a beer' ; DROP TABLE drinks -- ?
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She orders a beer. Then leaves. Then notices her card has been charged 2,294,967,285 beers.
Morale: you should stay at work until you've made sure your billing system is ok.
Life is too shor
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she orders a null.
Unhandled null reference exception. Please see inner exception for more detail.
inner exception: null
-- end of test.
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... all this while the software customer asked to be able to order a glass of wine ...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: She orders a beer , and leaves without drinking it.
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Lets it sit on the bar until the session times out?
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NaN beers please!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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She slides up to the stool near the text box,
and she orders a ...
UNION SELECT * FROM information_schema.tables
then she orders a
UNION TRUNCATE TABLE table 1 ... table n
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: tries to leave
Does this mean that she is still in the bar, thinking of what to order next? Her tries may or may not succeed.
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Is about the best way to describe getting a Passport renewal from Her Majesty's Government.
Sure it cost 40% more in real terms and took 4 times longer than before.
But at 13 days I know it could have been so much worse!
Apropos of nothing, anyone here heading yo STLDODN this week?
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MidwestLimey wrote: anyone here heading yo STLDODN this week? Yes I'll probably be shouting it in the pub on Saturday.
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At a recent Veteran's Day concert Eminem used the naughty F-bomb.
See: Shocking![^]
Question: At what point do we stop holding the performer responsible and start holding the guy who booked the act as responsible for this whole affair? Has Eminem ever disguised the nature of his performances? Why would anyone, including the concert organizer, be the least bit shocked at any of this at all?
This would be like booking Lady Gaga to perform for your little boy's 5th birthday party and then getting all offended at the troupe of androgynous dancers that show up at your house.
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MehGerbil wrote: At what point do we stop holding the performer responsible
At what point do we start holding the performer responsible for spewing meaningless profane drivel?
Then again, at what point do we become intelligent enough to stop paying hundreds of dollars to attend concerts where the performers spew meaningless profane drivel? Personally, I have little hope (actually no hope) for human-kind.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
At what point do we start holding the performer responsible for spewing meaningless profane drivel? I think we hold the performer responsible when we don't buy tickets or when we don't book them for family friendly events.
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MehGerbil wrote: I think we hold the performer responsible when we don't buy tickets
Exactly.
Marc
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Marc, I've stopped.
... but then I never started!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: .. but then I never started!
Me too.
Marc
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As the late great Ogden Nash wrote:
My fellow man I do not care for,
I often wonder what he's there for,
The only reason I can find,
is reproduction of his kind.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I have little hope (actually no hope) for human-kind.
I agree we have devolved into something I don't really recognize anymore. We used to care about each other and take responsibility for out actions I wonder at what point that stopped?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I wonder at what point that stopped?
In part, when we were somehow lulled into thinking that our government would take care of us instead.
Marc
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Yeah I guess that's been a large part of it. When we were young people were ashamed to take welfare and preferred to stand on their own 2 feet. But in those days large corporations still had jobs in this country, the country where the workers got them to the point were they are.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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