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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
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Q: What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A: Women.
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Q: When can women make you a millionaire?
A: When you're a billionaire.
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I'll get my coat.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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That just undid all their hard work...[^]
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
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You should hear women -- total strangers, even -- talking about men.
We could spend our entire lives writing gags like those, but we'd never catch up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Who could ever catch up with that mustards?
I already have my coat on
Geek code v 3.12
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I never said they didn't deserve it...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
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Yeah, it's not like the programming community has an image of being institutionally sexist or anything. Why would we want women in our profession, anyway?
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Orjan Westin wrote: Why would we want women in our profession, anyway? You really don't know the answer?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I saw a picture once... But that was on the internet, and you know you can't trust anything from there.
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REAL men don't need to make fun of women.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Real men don't feel insecure enough to have to feel they need to define what a 'real' man is - because quite simply there is no such thing as a real man.
The term 'real men' is just a technique used to try and shame some men.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: The term 'real men' is just a technique used to try and shame some men.
Based on the number of upvotes, I would agree that the OP has hit a chord. My opinion is that if a man must belittle women in order to feel good about himself, he needs a little shaming.
Or a good psychologist.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hope you understand that its a joke.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Of course I understand that the OP was trying to be funny.
Please perform a thought experiment - replace "women" with <your favourite ethnic group> in those jokes. Are they still funny?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No It doesnt make sense because It was not funny. Different Context. So how this help the cause?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Real men have fun with women.
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ehmmm... better I don't say anything more
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Way to help with this industries image problem there
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Really?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The Sashimi Cheer
wait for it
Raw Fish! Raw Fish!
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"Gimme an F!" -- Country Joe
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How many people remember Michael Dell's famous 1997 quote when asked what he'd do to fix Apple?
"What would I do? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders," [^]
At the closing bell today Apple's market capitalization is $774.7 billion. That's right folks, bigger than Microsoft ($362.2B) and Google ($362B)... combined! Probably enough left over to buy Dell.
Regardless of how you feel about Apple products you have to admit that AAPL has been an amazing stock since 1997.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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That's not really how market capitalization works. I'll just give it to you, because I don't feel like arguing about it.
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Don't worry - I know what a market cap means. I was just being a bit overzealous...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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