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If Languages were cabs[^]
Now, why do I think the Apple and Java Fanboise aren't going to be laughing... 
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Boah, ...no Chance to copy&paste to get the Translation. I had to enter all this -char by char!- into Google translate.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Why? It's in English, isn't it?
Are you saying you use Google translate to read the whole lounge? 
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Yep. And that is most probably the reason of the Problems I have here
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Take a 5 for your sheer persistence!
I'm impressed - both with your "stick-to-it-ness" and with Google Translate - I hadn't noticed at all that you were using machine translation to understand any of this drivel!
So what language(s) do you normally use?
CommitStrip is originally in French, with an English translation from the authors (via Google I suspect). There is a French version of the same strip here: Si les langages de programmation étaient des taxis[^]
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Thank you for this 5.
Quote: machine translation to understand any of this drivel!
_Really understand_ is most time the big Problem, because Google does not translate the things "between the lines".
Languages: Usually german, French is ok, Spanish I'm still beginner. English: From school, since I was 15, I try it. I don't think (thought) I have bigger problems with English. But since I joined this Forum, I feel I have a _very_ big lack 
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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You do a lot better than most!
(including DD when he has had a few beers)
(And you do a lot, lot better than I would be capable of in German or French  )
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"DD" && few(to much) beers == true
Bruno 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Bruno Sprecher wrote: "DD" && few(to much) beers == true totalGarbage
FTFY!
(Fixed That For You!)
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TYS,B.
(Thank you Sir, Bruno)
Bruno 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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OriginalGriff wrote: CommitStrip is originally in French, with an English translation from the authors (via Google I suspect).
That would explain why I rarely think it is funny. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I've got to try me some of this new language I've been hearing about, Open Source
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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It's a lot like Proprietary, but not as strongly typed. 
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Let me attempt adding a couple:
FORTRAN: "Only scientists and engineers allowed inside. All others go elsewhere".
C: "Sit tight, and take care not to point at wrong places; we may all end up in a tar pit".
(Unfortunately cannot draw the car shapes and sizes)
modified 28-Feb-15 10:50am.
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Prolog: Stops at the first green light.
Ada: Who uses a Sherman tank as a cab?
Forth: Made up of bits of other cabs
Ruby: Runs on rails
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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modified 28-Feb-15 6:57am.
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Message Removed
modified 28-Feb-15 6:57am.
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I had to watch it the end, why?
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Me too!
That poor guy! I could feel his frustration -- but he never gave up!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: he never gave up
Till 7:56, that is 
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It takes a sadist to write and a masochist to play 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ended up pissing myself [^]
Perhaps these[^] will help you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They're brilliant!
They really keep your ears warm.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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