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Challenge thesis: Fleas have their memory in their hind legs.
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That's quite close to where women are convinced men keep their brains.
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Tearing off the hind legs of a flea changes the pitch of a bell nearby which makes the flea hear it different or not at all (follow up research necessary).
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Sander Rossel wrote: (follow up research straitjacket necessary)
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Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!
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Sander Rossel wrote: innocent fleas! I'm pretty sure they don't exist.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Unless he flead from the fleaderal police!
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Sander Rossel wrote: innocent fleas This is true. According to the bible, only man has the capacity for evil.
Unless you're either not a christian or are an evil heretic pretending to be a christian, you will speak no other opinion.
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Worse, I'm a vegetarian!
And by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so
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Sander Rossel wrote: by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so Hmm.
So, like gongfu ("kung fu", if you watch stoopid movies) and karate experts have to declare their hands as weapons, you have to declare another part of your anatomy, which releases lethal gases.
Quite right, too!
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I feel insulted, but I'm not sure why...
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"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
It wasn't a hazing accident! It was a barracks full of vegetarians!
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How did you leap to that conclusion?
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He barely scratches the surface of the topic.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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It's better to delay a feature and be thought a talentless hack than to release a buggy feature and remove all doubt.
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That's deep, man. Real deep.
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Not, Reel Deep?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I'm saying nothing.
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As long as you don't expect anyone in marketing or sales to understand what you just said: fine.
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was expecting
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Y, O Y?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In The Netherlands we had the joke that KLM (Royal Dutch Airlines, translates as Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij) flew away
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