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Yes, I see that: A more comprehensive rendition than the one from South Africa I posted.
I love the comment from the police officer: "The computer is not expected to recover." It seems the cops have a sense of humor after all. 
modified 21-Apr-15 18:01pm.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: The computer is not expected to recover
I suspect at this point the window didn't simply go gray, display a "(Not responding)" message, and provide any option to wait.
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On youtube I saw a video of (I think) some soldiers from Sweden taking apart a computer with a MG3 machinegun. I used to be quite good with the MG3, so I would love to try that once.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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From the article: "He took the computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it,” it added
 Yeah, I'd say so.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I've come real close at time to doing something similer.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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I guess he was using Windows 8! 
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Entirely justified, and even though the execution of the miscreant occurred inside city limits, no one was hurt. No harm, no foul. Case dismissed...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Case dismissed...
Er... Don't you mean "Case full of holes..."? 
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What would happen if you tried to do that at a 1:1 scale?
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Works better if you'd simply use mirrors 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There is actually a periscope type thingy with mirrors so you can see the model village (inside the model village) as if you were stood on the street!
Funniest bit is the tape that plays the church music - it's so old and stretched that it sounds hilarious (or really bad depending on your sense of humour)
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I like this ladder of messages! 
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It starts to bend at some point.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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It still going strong, for now! 
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Obligatory xkcd: [^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Obligatory CP reference[^].
Ok, I am outta here.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Stack overflow!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Don't swear in the Lounge
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I was referring to the programming error, not the web site...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Phew!
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It's actually every bit as scientific, as Beaufort built his scale based on how far water was blown.
"Little bits of white on the waves" is no more scientific than "tipped over". The only real difference being that Beaufort was a rich, pampered twit, so everyone had to treat him like a genius.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Basefolder[^] is bluddy cool!
No storage limits (it's on your HDD!), no nags, way less risk, etc. than DropBox, gdrive, or (security horror of horrors) onedrive.
Just set up a new, ne'er to be used elsewhere e-mail address for it, install it on a machine you never switch off, and Bob's yer mascot!
Hopefully, the android ES File Manager boys will add it as a "share to" destination, soon, but its own android app is usable enough.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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