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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer...I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I don't know if I should laugh or cry.  
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Seems like you got your jokes from a drug dealer too... 
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No, he got them from a bootlegger.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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All that I've been getting from my dealer for the last 40 years is; blood pressure meds, antihistamine, acrid reflux meds and the like. Just ain't the same!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Mike, you're a sole man! 
/ravi
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You keep me in stitches Ravi!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I like the way this thread is going.
/ravi
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You seem to have a real eye for it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Quit needlin' me, will ya!
/ravi
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During the old days, there were no communications gadgets yet. So during wars, runners were used to send messages.
During such times, a captain sent a message to the rear, saying "Send us reinforcements we're are going to advance!".
This message was relayed via five runners, and when it finally reached the CO, the message was repeated as "send us refreshments, we are going to a dance!".
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Had they encoded it in ASCII, with a checksum for each block sent (preferably mulitple redundant blocks), this kinda stuff would never happen 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Don't quit your day job
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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That's actually a childrens' game called 'Stille Post' (literally 'silent mail'). The message is passed on by quickly wispering it into the neighbor's ear, who then passes on whatever was understood and the last one in line loudly says whatever nonsense came out in the end.
Often enough we play this involuntarily at work.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: That's actually a childrens' game called 'Stille Post' (literally 'silent mail').
It's known as Chinese Whispers in the UK (except for where the ultra PC claim the name is offensive).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This joke originated ~100 years ago round about the time of the First World War. And the correct (mis)interpretation is "Send three and fourpence we're going to a dance". Commonly known as Chinese whispers.
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I've finally seen Frozen[^] last weekend.
Great movie and great songs. Let It Go is pretty much on repeat...
And I'm only two years late to the party too
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Some friends had a Christmas play "Unfrozen"; same general theme, but they changed all of the lyrics... kids did a good job, very enjoyable.
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I saw it with the kids when it came out. It's OK. I have no idea what the huge fuss is about. It wasn't that good of a movie. The kids did like it though.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sander Rossel wrote: And I'm only two years late to the party too
There's a part 2 coming soon I think...came across a trailer somewhere.
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Part 2 always sucks. I'll wait for part 3 
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Seen it last year before Christmas, and I enjoyed it as well. My daughter is literally crazy about it.
It was the first movie I have watched on a HD TV, and the rendering is fantastic. I've seen a few movies about how they animate the characters, very impressive. And the music is great (the french version is even better than the US one, IMO).
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veux-tu faire un bonhomme de neige?
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This makes my day 
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I don't understand the hype (but then again: I don't have any children)!
In my opinion, it's one of the worst Disney movies EVER! (And this comes from a guy that actually likes Disney movies!) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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