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Brightest minds of their generation[^] - at least they treated the poster with the precise amount of respect you'd expect from a student Internet forum.
Personally, I'm in favour of any law making Shakira mandatory =wherever, whenever, we were meant to be together.
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Quote: Subject: So no to Shakrira Law in the UK
FTFY
But yes i am against it, it's useless and brutal, hips do lie!
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Keith Barrow wrote: wherever, whenever, we were meant to be together
Now, that's not what the restraining order says, is it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'll be there and you'll be near and that's the deal my dear. 
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But not nearer than 100m, for legal reasons 
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I think it's relative. As the scholar al Jarreau taught, the Shakira teaches that it is better to Cher your Meatloaf than to condemn your Bros to an Iron Maiden.
veni bibi saltavi
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On this Journey, we shall travel in only One Direction. Past the Winehouse, through Dire Straits and along the banks of the river Styx. We shall break Bread with the New Kids on the Block on this day of Black Sabbath. We'll work out the Kinks from our muscles and expand our Simple Minds for we are not Pretenders, but Eagles soaring over Asia in a Rush to Freedom.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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For me it's all one big Blur.
Life is too shor
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Very valuable, that "imo". Good arguments too.
Almost impressed 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I believe I can fly[^]
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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And Gravity said "No."
veni bibi saltavi
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If you do that one more time... wait you don't 
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Ahhh, BASE Jumpers, like a fine wine are good to the very last drop.
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Today i realized, again, that sometimes I should keep my ideas for myself.
As some may still know, I am currently developing (solo) a Project-Management-Tool that is perfectly set for the company i work at. There is a lot to do and I came up with some pretty cool ideas but now after looking back those 1,5 years of programming and headaches for implementation i faced a new fear. After the first "prototype presentation" to project leaders the workload did more than double itself. Well now it's not only projectmanagement but also a complete workspace for everyone with integrated messenger and notification system. Displaying all Vacation, Meetings, Tasks in a fully customizable Shedule and a lot of additional stuff that is a huge load to break your brain. I estimated another 2 man-years to come up those changes, that's not even overestimated, i think it's to low if they come up with anything new.
Mondays are bad 
Anyone has some advice how to pull the brakes if superfancyweneedthaturgentZ ideas come up again?
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Resignation letter should do it? 
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Run away? Really? Is that your solution to everything? 
I ain't got no signature.
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It worked for Monty Python...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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NeedZ MoneyZ UrgentZ?
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Tell them you need a Project-Management-Tool for a project that size 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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You are lost...
After 1.5 years of work they used to get a certain level/speed of work from you...
At your next work start by doubling the time you need to done things, and left obvious errors i the application. Also do certain things in completely different from the original request and explain it with misunderstanding the definitions...
That will save you a lot of trouble...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: You are lost...
I expected this
Maybe my demand for assistance gets heard
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HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha!!! Management?? Listening?? Giving you more assistance!
Oh, you just made my day! Just about ruptured my spleen!
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Put it up on git and then /anyone/ add to it. That way you're not the only one getting the ritual thwacks when something goes fubar.
veni bibi saltavi
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Put a price label on each requested feature.
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On a more serious note than my previous reply: Wouldn't it make sense to put a version into production that covers the requirements as per pre-today and then iteratively add the newly requested features?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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