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Sir Griffin, please don't be too hard with beginners, I'm also one of that. And a lot of us have pb to es in eh (== have problems to express in english)
Bruno
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OriginalGriff wrote: You won't get what you want.
... but you may get what you need
veni bibi saltavi
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You would do better posting a question to the original author
here[^]
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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OriginalGriff is wrong in where he's sending you. If you have a question about the content of an article, the correct place to ask the question is on the forum of that article.
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Stupid Joke of the Day
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I'll show myself out!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Oh that's so bad.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That one doesn't seem to have been posted since 2012[^], so I suppose you can get away with it.
There's also an earlier copy[^] from 2008, but the link doesn't want to work for me.
Whilst we're repeating these kinds of puns, I could quote Michael Martin's 2002 post[^]:
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It appears this joke gets recycled every 4 years and since the last was in 2012 I'm a year early.
Richard Deeming wrote: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Like this one.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Do Pop(p) in(s) any time you feel like it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Quote: The robot grabbed and crushed the technician against a metal plate.
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Unfortunately, the only species that hurt and kill only for the sake of pleasure, are the humans.
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Um.
You've never seen a well fed cat hunting, have you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, ok, I get your point. I remember of my aunt's cat proudly producing its hunt in the hall.
On the other hand, cats have been domesticated and selected for their ability to protect their handlers' food stockpiles, for centuries. Pleasing the humans is some kind of written in their genetic code. But I cannot think of any wild animal that would chase another one for anything else than feeding itself and its offspring.
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Foxes?
Get one in the chicken house, and they kill everything that moves.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Glaswegians are the same with brewereries
veni bibi saltavi
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Lots of animals kill other animals for reasons other than food, most of them are to do with territory or training the young, or simply the elimination of competition, but there are plenty of species which have been observed killing, and hunting for no obvious reason other than the enjoyment of it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Cats are bastards
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You never see a witch with a dog.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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i dare say you never met my ex-girlfriend....
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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I have been industry programmer (PLC and Robots) for 10 years and I can only tell one.
It was very, very likely a human error. Worker getting in area when not allowed, safety rules missacted, bad programming of the robot, wrong safety hardware, etc, etc, etc... Which one(s)...? Only the investigation will tell.
Robots are (at least still are) the smartest dumbs on earth, they only do what they are told to do, and mostly do it blind. So if you don't want accidents, you need to pay attention while programming, wiring, teaching, using or interacting.
A co-worker found a meme in the net, showed to my boss and since then put it in some cabinets or robotic cell doors: "This machine has no brain, please use yours". You can't imagine what some production workers are capable to do just to get the productivity reward.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: "This machine has no brain, please use yours" Oh, there are so many workplaces that can use that notice.
Thanks for the insight, I kind of figured it was something like that.
The dolphin though... You can't trust something smiling all the time.
TTFN - Kent
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