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That's the easy bit...it's living in Luton I'm struggling to deal with.
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You've been watching too much "24 Hours in Police Custody"[^]
That just shows the good bits of Luton!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've just realised that the Monty Python Election sketch involved Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel gaining Luton for the Silly Party.
Is this why DD has really abandoned us? He's ashamed of his real name?
"Dalek Tarquin"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nutshell - a case for a nut and to sum up
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Thank you. Your turn tomorrow.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
Which movie?
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"I Believe I Can Fly, Part II: Ooops, No I Couldn't!"
Seriously, the movie containing this quote is SO AWESOME! If you haven't seen it, do so!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Welcome aboard the Unsinkable II, you will notice there are no lifeboats...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Rambo XXX : The reacharound War
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Are you sure that it isn't Full Metal Jacket?
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Well if you want a FMJ up your Butt... it coould possibly be, yes
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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I was referencing the drill instructor's yelling in the movie where he mentions the reacharound.
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Ah yeah
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if(this.signature != "")
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So many funny quotes, none of them KSS friendly.
EDIT: With that I didn't mean the one posted originally - but the ones that enter my mind from the same movie.
Maybe this one would work: I redact what I said about your kids.
modified 20-Aug-15 5:45am.
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Yes, but he redacted it, didn´t he?
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I was actually wrong - he did redact it, but the quote itself is not KSS friendly. Been a while since I've seen it
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Socialist
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Kidnapping Freddy Heineken
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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BLASPHEMY!!
Heineken is dutch, Bruges is in Belgium. We´re kinda proud of our beer you know. Implying Heineken is from Belgium is like saying whiskey is from France and wine from Mexico.
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Sorry?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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you should be
(note the joke icon on the previous post)
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Belgium do produce great beer. Associating it with Heineken is sure an offense.
My personal favourite is this one[^]! YUM!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Every one knows wine is from New York (USA)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Stop it, you are the Gin type !
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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No I'm not! Nagy is
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