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Ghost Noises.
When do we want them?
NooooOOOOOooooOOOOw
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Who ya gonna call?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry, you do not have the rep required to post a joke this unfunny.
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Would you like me to post it instead? 
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Yes, that would help.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you sure? 
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What harm could come from you doing a Leslie on an unfunny joke?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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PompeyBoy might take umbrage.
And I need that to cross um river.
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And what are you waiting for?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Christmas!
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OriginalGriff wrote: PompeyBoy might take umbrage.
Some people will say I'm more likely to live under umbrage.
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PompeyThree wrote: people will say I'm more likely to live under umbrage.
Well yeah. But they say that about everybody who lives in Portsmouth!
They only get rude about Leigh Park residents...
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Wow. How do you know about Leigh Park?
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I used to live in Hampshire, and a friend of mine moved there.
I think it was his way of dumping the girlfriend and making her think it was her idea...
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nooooOOOOoooooOOOOooooo...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Brilliant.
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Boooooooooooooooo 
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El (Orange Julius Becomes Packer Peppers)
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El Cid Vicious Cycle a Mockingbird is on the wingwalker fruit jarring ride of your life on the Mississippi F. Sloan's Man in the Grey Flannel Suits me find your own way home, I'll take the El
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Since the last Chrome update - yesterday - it reopens the tabs after closing and reopening it, even my settings states to start from a new page (and not where I left it)...
Why!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So which version number are we talking here? Are you getting normal upadtes or advance (beta) updates? What's the weather like? Do see any pink elephants in the room?
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I'm running Version 45.0.2454.93 m (64-bit) under Win10, which Chrome assures me is "up to date".
I've noticed no problems at all.
Have you done anything else on your system, or do you have any odd extensions loaded?
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Your "flag" says you are English, not Australian! 
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