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Replace send_reply("ID10T error!"); with
Replace send_reply("OLD FART FAULT");
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Said who?
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Your suggestion looked like it was generated by AI !
An age biased AI
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LOL. Just wanted the record to be more precise.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Disparaging remarks about older people is just childish.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
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The AI covered its a$$ by hiding the GERIATRIC constant in a header file no person will find.
Except me… the value was 0!
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AI (Ai) has a biblical meaning as "ruined heap". Yikes.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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So “Ai Ai, Captain” can be considered insubordination?
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LOL, Hadn't thought of that. So many nautical terms. Yo Ho Ho.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Marc Clifton wrote: As long as there are customers, there will bug reports Agreed. Users want to get the job done, and they don't care what your application's problem is. They ignore warning messages, and complain when the warning condition turns into an error. Any 'obstruction' to getting their work done becomes a bug report. I've had customers complain that we didn't stop them from doing a thing, and then bitched about the fact we wouldn't let them do it after we 'fixed' it.Marc Clifton wrote: the growing geriatric population of users that make mistakes Harrumph. I resemble that re[Marc].
Software Zen: delete this;
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Bug reporting is human nature (born to complain) and/or divine intervention (killer bugs).
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Erm, no
Paul Sanders.
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal.
Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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Really hope AI replaces bug triage soon.
For the last 5 days, I've been trying to get Microsoft to fix a bug with winget, and it's a relatively simple one: some packages can't be installed.
During 2 days of triage, it was cleared up that the -e flag stopped working, and that their fuzzy matching just isn't reliable.
Fine.
I ask them to fix the -e flag, but for days they keep hammering on about their fuzzy matching.
I don't want fuzzy matching, I want an -e flag that works.
Who the heck does orchestration scripts based on fuzzy matching?
It's a 1 step repro.
Why is this so hard?
It's been driving me up the walls.
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it is not if the product is implemented EXACTLY and flawlessly on WHAT the client has asked for
but works how they NEED it to work
"its not doing as I asked it do to it" 🙄
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AI is created by a species that hardly can be considered themselves.
How can you trust AI when it is created by people that still fight wars, discriminate, and basically did not evolve since the stone age.
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Stupidity is unrelated to intelligence.
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No idea what you're writing.
One possible benefit is that at least, AI should be able to report back the actions and inputs it provided to produce the bug, rather than, "The thing didn't work."
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I think it's irrelative who/what generated/wrote the code, the question is about developing bug-self-reporting features built into the code. Companies don't like to spend money needlessly. It would be big expense to develop a bug-self-reporting feature to look out for bugs that may or may not ever happen. What is the definition of 'bug'? Bad usage and uneducated usage of a feature is different than a bug. Does a bug cover a feature that works correctly as originally designed/coded but the user needs the feature to work differently? Is it a bug if a user 'thinks' a feature is broke because they didn't read the help manual to learn how to use the feature, so they reported it? AI would not flag these as issues, but the user most likely would report them. From experience, I've learned (RI not AI) that users of applications will try to find a work-around before reporting a bug/issue, and if they find a work-around, they often never report the bug. And that brings in a whole separate topic about logging usage of features, usage flow, to monitor how users a using or misusing features.
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Fleece
bygone OVER
indictment CHARGE
OVERCHARGE
I'm surprised ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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When I was super young, and also when I got older and went over the high wall (at that point in my life I was manic a lot and seeing things that weren't there) I had what a shrink called a "partially integrated identity" I referred to as "Scout"
I could explicitly present problems to Scout and Scout would eventually ping me with the answer.
When I was three Scout (which I didn't name at the time) was a narrative in my head that taught me how to read.
I still have that, but it's sort of receded into the woodwork with medication. It still dutifully churns on answers to problems that vex me, but I don't/can't explicitly direct it anymore, or if I can, only indirectly, kind of like (as Rabbi Abraham Twerski described) "reaching around your own head and grabbing yourself by the opposite ear and then pulling yourself along."
I described the above to a mathematician I know and they were like "aha! I have something very much like that but I never gave it a name"
What I thought was fairly unique wiring in my head maybe is not as unique as I had thought - something I find both comforting, and ever so slightly disappointing.
So now I'm curious how many of you multitask in this manner, with a little helper in your head that feels like someone else or otherwise external to you, whether or not you give it a name?
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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Yes. We don't talk, but he works away in the background and feeds me a solution, tied up in a red ribbon. I suspect he's quite a bit brighter than I am ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I feel exactly like that.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I sometimes think that he's the real OriginalGriff, and I'm the imaginary friend he keeps around to deal with people.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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