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It's no fun being the only expert in the room.
The Expert [^]
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George Will Quote:
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
FTFY
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That's the optimistic way of looking at it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But are you a pessimist enough?
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Project Managers are way too optimistic.
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I have worked with some really good project managers. The best project manager I worked with would multiply my time estimate by three and she was generally correct in her time estimation.
Currently I work with project managers who divide my time estimate by three...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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That's called 'progress'!
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I keep pushing the envelope, but it's still stationary.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It will remain stationary if you don't train.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I wish this whole thread could be erased
veni bibi saltavi
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That's right - ream me out!
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Leaf out the moaning
veni bibi saltavi
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That's tearable!
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I'll make a note of that.
/ravi
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The force pulling it in is in equilibrium with that pushing it out.
Implies that there's a lot of activity involved even in keeping it stationary.
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Stamping on it is better than going postal.
[^]
Life is too shor
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Don't you mean stationery?
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, ALBERT, BUT THAT WAS A PUNE, OR PLAY ON WORDS --- PTerry, Hogfather
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Well, pushing ... Stationary.
I looked at it as envelope....stationery.
Two possible puns.
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A pune, or play on words indeed!
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ok,
- by whom is it rated?
- how do they know in advance what we are going to post?
- what will they do if my parents will not allow me to post in the lounge?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: - by whom is it rated?
The illuminati
CDP1802 wrote: - how do they know in advance what we are going to post?
They are the illuminati!
CDP1802 wrote: - what will they do if my parents will not allow me to post in the lounge?
Whatever the illumininati want to do?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 25-Nov-15 10:30am.
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Quote: Whatever the illumininati want to do?
Something bright, I'm sure.
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Darn that typo!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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