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- Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^]
- Bill Gates $87.4 billion
- Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion
- Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion
- Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion
- David Koch $47.4 Billion
- Charles Koch $46.8 Billion
- Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion
- Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion
- Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion
- Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion
Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. 
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Nish Nishant wrote: Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.
I solved that problem about 7 years ago! That's the last time I went for a haircut.
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I'd be kicked out of my house if I shaved my head.
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Touché 
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Come now. I don't think Smitha would kick you out. Rohan's giggling, on the other hand...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well, he may insist on trying it out too
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In that case you'd be doomed  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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So that's the way to do it!! I been trying to figure out the best way for over 52 years.
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Here too. My wife said that she would disown me.
And with my genetic makeup, I will never get to experience baldness. My dad had a full head of hair into his 80s. So a good buzz haircut, once in a while (maybe every 6 months) should do the job and give me the (temporary) experience of baldness.
Yes, take it all off. Then when it gets long again (in about six months), repeat.
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Over 20 years for me - I have a full head of hair, and a pony that self-regulates at about 18 inches long...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's funny how that works, seems like it gets to a certain length and that's it?
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Yeah. Mind you, so do eyebrows and eyelashes, pubes, and so forth. Until you get older and they start to "sprout" as well... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Yeah. Mind you, so do eyebrows and eyelashes, pubes, and so forth. Until you get older and they start to "sprout" as well..
And the question I ask is; "Where the hell did those come from?"
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Now, you have to spill what "so forth" is, what more do I have to expect?  
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Ears.
Nose.
Toes.
That's about it, but you do start to resemble a grey Wookie if you don't keep on top of it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Toes!
Sounds more like I'll turn into a Hobbit.
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I haven't paid for a hair cut in 25 years. Every couple of weeks I get out the clippers and buzz it off.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The easy way out. If mine gets much thinner I'll be looking for a razor!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll be looking for a razor!
I'm too lazy for that. A couple friends of mine go for the shaved-head look, and it's a lot of work. Every couple of days you have to go over it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm not there yet but it won't be long, I'll decide when I do get there.
Somewhere the other day I saw where someone had transferred a head to another body...maybe a 21 year old head?
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My buddy uses the razor that is shaped like a race car.
Your finger slips in there, and you "roll" it over your head.
Great design.
I get my hair cut 4 times a year. I get it cut super short, and gradually let it come out.
I stopped worrying about the price of the haircut after college. Of course, I go to cheap
places, not the $75.00 places my wife seems to find. Oh, and then the tip. I'm like, honey..
There is no need to tip someone who makes MORE Than I do
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I think he was never off to second place at all! He was richest, in 2015 too.
Anyways, if all the problem is to get the haircut, come to Pakistan. Because, barbers here can offer a "suitable" haircut in just $0.5 (Which is 50 rupees), with proper shave and mustache trimming for just extra $0.1!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ah, haircut-tourism (like medical tourism).
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So to save ~$10 on a haircut, I should spend ~$1000 on airfare.
Yup. Makes perfect sense.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nish Nishant wrote: Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off
I know this isn't a joke, because I am in the same situation. This is going down for real!!
I always wait for the $2 off.
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