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The time finally arrived and we have now taken down our Christmas Tree in time for Lent 
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That's OK - you can put it back up on May Day! 
Aren't you heartily sick of Christmas by Jan 1st? I'm normally at least half wishing-it-was-over by mid November... 
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The tree never goes up before the 24th December and ours was so lovely it still had a good smell. January is such a dull month, Mrs Wife likes to keep the tree up for the bit of brightness.
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While I'd agree that the house does look rather "dull" and "bland" once the Christmas decs are all removed, there are better ideas than a dead twig in the corner of the room, surely!
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How do you keep the needles from falling off after a few weeks?
Do you put it in a bucket of glycol?
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I know my wife has her boquet from our wedding still preserved by spraying it with a healthy amount of hairspray, maybe you could do the same with a mine tree?
Or if you could disperse glue as an aerosol maybe that could work?
Might be a problem with smell but a few wonderbaums hidden as decoration should suffice. If you get something that smells close enough as a pine tree you could market it as Christmas on can.
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We did nothing. It kept it's needles, okay there were a lot fallen but it still looked good, and smelled lovely.
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Who have you lent it to?
In other news, Ice and a Slice Ltd[^] just opened up at the end of the road out of my village.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Cambridge and/or Half Hitch. If they Winchester Twisted Nose BUY IT ALL!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
Which movie?
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Mars Attacks!
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Bill Gates - The Poop Water Story
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kanya West's Garden Posse
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The Day of the Triffids (1963)[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's fruitlessly scornful  
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Brokeback Mountain
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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When Tarzan met Jane
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
modified 15-Feb-16 7:07am.
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Have you read the book, no Pirate Ninjas in the film! 
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One Night with Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The Bruichladdich Gin[^] Story. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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mmm, Bruichladdich. I'm a whisky fan myself, so mmmmm...
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Two glasses and one bottle, or two bottles and one glass?
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I spent my Valentine's day praying to get classes on Monday off. Lord heard my prayers and I will get a chance to sleep tomorrow for a long time.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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