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The stately homes of England are such wonderful, peaceful places. Nothing bad ever happens there.
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Stop smoking this special herbs...
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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The thing about running jokes is that they have to have been funny the first time.
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I take it that is a reference to the scones, jam and cream incident?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Yup. I'll bet that, a week ago, no-one in the world expected to see such a tale of horror.
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Do you think he was one of those crazies who puts the cream on the scone first then the jam?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: Do you think he was one of those crazies who puts the cream on the scone first then the jam?
OH, THE HUMANITY!
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You're right, I don't know the back story to this - the chap may have been going through a lot of personal turmoil at the time, it's cheap making a joke out of this 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I imagine it was more to do with snotty staff than any problem inherent in the chap himself.
And they'll be even snottier, in future, because now they've had a "victory" over someone they've driven to violence.
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Now that I have a cleaning lady 
No more vacuum cleaning, mopping, dusting, descaling, and the only windows I've ever cleaned are on the computer anyway.
She'll be coming first time next week.
Can't wait to invite guests without worrying about when I last cleaned the toilet
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Make sure you hide your "stash" well, or it might end up on the coffee table.
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The only thing I've got stashed is heaps of dust 
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If you are talking pr0n then you just dated yourself big-time.  Who the hell buys the paper stuff anymore? 
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That's the trouble with computer pr0n -- instead of a staple, you're more likely to get a paper-clip.
(And yes, Clippy is alive and well, on win 10 -- they just don't show his picture alongside the annoying text, any more)
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I'm busy cleaning, vacuuming, dusting, etc. Seriously considering getting a cleaning lady, sometimes it's really worth it to pay someone else to do the dirty work. Plus it's job creation. Just difficult to find trustworthy ones where I live.
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I know someone who lives in my neighborhood and has a cleaning lady.
So I asked about his and now she'll work for me too 
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A cheaper solution for you.
Always keep "Get well soon!" cards on the mantelpiece - visitors will assume you have been ill and too unwell to clean... 
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The mantelpiece alone would cost me more than a few years of having a cleaning lady
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I've got an Eastern European cleaner but I'm not that impressed.
Slovak?
Yep, takes her ages to iron as well.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Ask her to get your coat.
I'm sure she'll move pretty quick.
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Polish?
Doesn't f***ing look like she has!
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Plus, you find the place is cleaner anyway, because you tend to tidy up before the cleaner gets there... 
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Sander Rossel wrote: maybe I should clean a bit as to not scare off the cleaner...
See what I mean? 
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Make sure you get some Viakal in.
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