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He was....
Da-Da-DUMMMM!
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Aren't we all trolls that pass in the night?
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Some of us are trolls, and some of us are goats.
Only a special few get to be the bridge.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Speak for yourself.
Some of us are [something that sounds largely like "ships"]!
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PompeyThree wrote: But in my heart he lives on.
Why do I hear a Celine Dion song in this comment. Hmm.
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Because you have terrible taste in films and/or music.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Have a good life!
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Please stay. If you go than I will go also. We'll show them.
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<AOL mode>
[standard reply]
<\AOL mode>
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You forgot the joke icon.
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Disabled; ask, and ye shall receive, it seems
Suresh7 wrote: This rude and unwelcoming Not exactly the standard reaction to a new member. So how was it provoked?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: So how was it provoked?
Simples. He was travelling in France - he got mugged but what I interpret to be immigrants(from middle east or nothern Africa), sdo obviously it's Merkels fault.
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Please forgive me, but I think your assessment of this character is a little naïve. He's been voted a troll for several postings before the one about the mugging, and by several members. Anyway, he's gone now and I wish I could say the same about all trolls in the Lounge!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: , but I think your assessment of this character is a little naïve.
It's your assesment of my stupid sense of humour that is wrong.
Cornelius Henning wrote: Please forgive me,
No problem.
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Like I said above: You forgot the joke icon.
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If I have to tell you a joke is funny by putting an icon there, then it can't be funny. Therefore the joke icon is redundant.
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When a joke is told in written form, you have to keep in mind that the audience is deprived of you facial expression, and so the probability of misinterpretation is high. That is why proper use of emoticons is important!
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Nah. If you get it you get it, if you don't you don't.
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Then you're doomed forever to be misunderstood!
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How will I ever live?
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Have you never heard the expression 'deadpan' in relation to joke tellers? If you're looking to my face to tell you whether I'm telling a joke or not then you'll die not knowing! It's the English way to leave 'em guessing!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Oh c'mon, Corny! When have I ever used a joke icon?
Granted, lots of yanks don't get it, when I take the piss or get surreal, but they're yanks! I expect less from them!
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PompeyThree wrote: It's your assesment of my stupid sense of humour that is wrong.
Maybe some people here still don't get you after all these years. I laughed a hearty laugh...
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