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It has been confirmed this morning that Kanye West is alive and well.
Well? What did you expect from Vilmos? 
[Happy now I faxed the spilling?]
veni bibi saltavi
modified 22-Apr-16 5:47am.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Kayne West
What about his brother Kanye?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You seriously expect me to give that much of an elephant to care how she spells her name? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Pre Gin O'Clock
YES, Yes sir I do
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: Pre Gin O'Clock
Syntax error.
There's always Gin O'clock somewhere.
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I believe there is a new .Net library they are writing now to facilitate the Gin O'clock time functionality. It will be release at the end of this year; open source of course.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: how she spells her name
She ?
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It then; certainly no man.
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It's "s/he/it" both for what s/he/it is and to describe the noise s/he/it produces.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Levenshtein distance is about 1, still acceptable ... 
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I don't know how to ditto, but if it involves sharp blades and pain then I agree with you.
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Quote: sharp blades and pain
For inflicting real pain you need blunt blades, preferably a bit rusty and jagged along the edge... sorry, the mention of Beebur got me thinking along those lines.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You know it gets worse. I listen to classical music. And you know what? They are all dead! Every. Single. One.
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If they aren't it's not classic.
Bon Scott is dead → AC/DC is classic!
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John Palmer would like to know why no one gave him the memo!
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So is this Bieber character 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [Happy now I faxed the spilling?]
I think you meant "fixed" and "spelling", not sure though. 
Running for cover from flying, empty gin bottles.
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... I name an (internal) alarm signal ALARM_FUR_COBRA11.
And now I'm stuck with the opening soundtrack in my head.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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You have so many furry snakes in the office you need a special alarm for them? 
I'd need a vacation as well - and I like snakes!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: You have so many furry snakes in the office you need a special alarm for them?
Figuratively speaking: yes. 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Can't you just butcher your language and leave mine alone?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Correct
ALARM FUR COBRAAAA!
Microsoft Certified Solutions Developer.
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