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http://i.imgur.com/Ii7xoOf.jpg[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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heh.
"Someone's been dipping in my water!"
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Or Benny Hill[^]
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Yeah nice, and im currently sitting in the winter wonderland...
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Is Santa running really late in Germany?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh yeah i guess it's like that, i wished my lady a merry christmas this morning
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I'm sure that I can arrange to get you your weather back by the end of the week... for the right price...
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Thank god! So which price tag is on this?
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How much have you got?
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in my pocket? 20 cents
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I can sell you an old umbrella for that, but you'll have to pay the postage.
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Sounds like i'm not able to buy the weather eh?
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For 20c?
A bit of a stretch, there.
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Well that's the problem of being german, everybody considers you to be rich but in fact most people just have 20c in the pocket
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Murders Kill Road, Athens, NY, USA[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Must have something to do with the Washington Irving story...lots of Sleepy Hollow / Headless Horseman street names around there.
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DaveX86 wrote: lots of Sleepy Hollow / Headless Horseman street names around ther Ha!
All the adjacent roads are nominally connected. I didn't even notice that!
... But it's still safer if I don't let the missus navigate.
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They had more imagination than these guys Commonwealth EVERYTHING[^]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That wasn't stupidity or sucking up; it was an act of cruelty -- have you seen Singaporeans try to pronounce "Commonwealth"?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: have you seen Singaporeans try to pronounce? FTFY. The only time I was on the phone with a Singaporean technician I had to plead for a text chat.
I think from the outside it was funny: a heavy Italian accent contrasted to a heavy Singaporean one, practically a gag from Laurel & Hardy.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Have you ever seen a cauc (aussie but it applies to many others) try and explain to a Singaporean taxi driver which Commonwealth he actually wants!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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On the Benny Hill show, maybe?
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It's a statement of fact. Murders do kill. Look it up on google. 100% fatality rate.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: 100% fatality rate.
Somebody didn't watch this week's episode of Castle!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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