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If you haven't described anything then why post as nothing at all
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Truly remarkable, isn't it?
Very close to troll levels.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Fancy coming home for a quickie?"
It's spelled quiche.
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It may well be, but who's this Fancy?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What's fast and opens doors?
A quick key
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You don't see something like this very often. Reminds me of this.[^]
If you look closely you will see that this is not a Space Shuttle.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In the very near future, I hope to leave planet earth, not in a nuclear blast or a religious suicide but "taken" (beamed-up - teleported) to Heaven in the First of Two Rapture Events. This Evacuation - Escape is for all of the true and worthy Followers
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It was probably too drunk to fly...
Will Rogers never met me.
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With wings detached, it could not fly anyway; it had no option other than to sail.
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It could have gone by road?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The wings were detached prior to boarding!
I believe the reason it sailed was because the local airport runway was too short for a final flight (It may no longer have been airworthy too) and the roads were unsuitable for land transport.
Ger
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I've just seen it on the news...
It looks terrible.
Is it known what started those huge fires?
People houses, lives, the nature... that's terrible.
Hope the best for everyone.
modified 7-May-16 10:09am.
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First of all:
Possibly it has been my fault.
But:
Believe me... never ever I'll get again a USB docking station. It makes funny things like bypassing key presses when those are made near in time...
Already updated... thank you.
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If I remember correctly, most if not all people recommended a proper docking station.
For a reason I might add.
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Yes, of course, and I will get a proper one asap... this one I'm using now it's not the one I plan to get...
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Is of course the correct spelling.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You were off by a few letters.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah, Canadia is where Canadians come from.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's the brand of clothing made for the C&A chain of shops.
Seriously[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 7-May-16 15:02pm.
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Why is that linkies and things (including the line that sits above the sig) are working for everyone but me?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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