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This Edible Nail Polish Is Real & It Tastes Like Chicken[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Millions of year ago, the ancestors of modern humans were small squirrel-like rodents which were eaten by dinosaurs.
Today, the descendants of dinosaurs are chickens which humans eat by the millions
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It's aimed at people who bite their nails.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was going to say the same thing but just assumed the OP already knew this 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Assumption is the mother of all errors.
(I was told this by the Sales and Marketing guys so it is wise and must be true.)
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The error is really with the OP for not realising why you would want flavoured nail polish, rather than me for not explicitly pointing it out.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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And listening to marketing people is the father, grandfather, grandmother, and all the aunts and uncles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Adding chicken flavour will deter them? Maybe for vegans.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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No, it's to make the experience more enjoyable!
And let's be honest here: "Chicken flavour" has nothing to do with animals, it's mostly HVP made from soya...with added chemical detritus... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bloody stupid idea, it should taste like bacon!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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If Donald Trump gets elected President, he will become the first white billionaire to occupy public housing vacated by a black family!
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Naah! He'll demolish it and build a tower in its place.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Message Removed
modified 6-May-16 0:53am.
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Seriously though, he will be the first President to actually downgrade by moving into the Whitehouse (and Airforce 1)
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I was more conservative not to show Trump playing with nipples. 
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that's funny! you make that up?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Lounge Guidelines: "4. No politics (including enviro-politics ..." Please:
Politics => SoapBox
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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The question is just whether what Trump is up to qualifies as politics or not? 
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Agreed. But wherever you place it, it's still funny!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Congrats! That's great. 
By the way, a "return" to sanity implies that ...... Oh nevermind, congrats. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Congratulations! 
/ravi
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