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Well, you did plant the seed for this one.
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I must have been out of my gourd.
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I'm confused, should I be rooting for you?
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Nah, I carry way too much extra cabbage.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Get revenge, but remember to serve it Coleslaw.
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I will indeed turnip the rage!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You fruits have switched food types more times than I can count.
Software Zen: delete this;
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So many puns! How will I ever ketchup?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Let it flow. But make sure it cuts the mustard.
/ravi
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Really? You're not just gherkin around, are you?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Crust me on this: you'll have to fry larder if you want crisp responses.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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No CCC or FOSW today? It's a disgrace. I've a good mind to write to my MP or Jeremy Clarkson or God or ....
Weekenders worry not. There will be a Saturday Game tomorrow cos I've already written it!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Technically, the CCC should probably have been pkfox ( @petepjksolutionscom ) ... but it's getting iffy as he didn't actually post the last one - which wasn't solved - and is probably nursing a HUGE hangover!
Assuming no objections, I'll take it back and do a reboot on Monday to get us squared away.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yay - start again on Monday*
* Not sure if my vote counts though as I shall be on holiday in Welsh Wales...
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You were my other vote!
OK - I'll do it Monday (and hope someone gets it, it's a little depressing when they don't get the ones I liked!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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9082365 wrote: There will be a Saturday Game tomorrow cos I've already written it!
..Saturday night fever?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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He was much better in Pulp Fiction.
Mind you that wasn't hard...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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9082365 wrote: I've already written it!
Code Review time!
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One of my favorite (and criminally under appreciated) songwriters passed away a few days ago, a songwriter that could tell wonderfully vivid stories through song. Guy Clark[^].
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I've been doing a bit of work on charts lately and I stumbled across a wonderful algorithm for down-sampling data in order to speed up chart display.
Downsampling Time Series for Visual Representation[^]
Maybe I really need to get out more, but I love stuff like this.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Please don't, I was up till 12 last night reading a doc on self balancing multi-directional graphs; it was so exciting I couldn't put it down.
veni bibi saltavi
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Dave, we have an interface reading 30 values per second... compression helps immensely.
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