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What's happened? Usually the country of failures, have a go amateurs and slobs, we are transformed into a global super team!
Very odd, what on earth has happened? 
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Leftover results from the 2012 Olympics.
Maybe most of the athletes that were "developed" for the London Olympics really peaked in these Olympics.
I'd rather be phishing!
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They started doping, just like everyone else.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They were told to 'go forth' and they got that confused with 'go fourth'.
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Now this kind of humor I can really appreciate! 
/ravi
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And the Lord said unto Abraham "Go Forth!"
But Abraham came third and won a picnic hamper.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And the Lord said unto Abraham "Go Forth!"
Let's just take note that He did not say 'Go BASIC!' or 'Go JavaScript'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Drugs are just now kicking in?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Third now.
It's John Major's legacy. The National Lottery setup under his government has spent around 4 billion on sport in the UK and funded around 1500 elite athletes.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I wondered if it was lottery funding too. Its had a remarkable effect given the difference between today and the Atlanta games.
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Plus we're exceptionally good at sports you compete in whilst sitting down.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Wow! I'm good at that - I almost never fall off - and never had any idea I was an elite athlete! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was thinking of things like rowing and dressage, those traditional routes out of the ghetto for a British youth.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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And sailing, don't forget. What yoof don't have a yacht in de hood?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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chriselst wrote: rowing ... those traditional routes out of the ghetto for a British youth
Nah, thats Venice you are thinking of. 
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I likely will not be online tomorrow so happy early Left Handers day to you all tomorrow, August 13th.
If you need a cause to fight for right now, I urge you to speak up for the left handed. Most items in your life are designed to work for right handed people. You have no idea what it is like to be discriminated against on a daily basis. Fight for the right cause. 
We're all born right handed, only the best of us overcome it. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: If you need a cause to fight for right now, I urge you to speak up for the left handed.
I think we need to change the English language. It should If you need a cause to fight for left now
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: It should If you need a cause to fight for left now
I'm alright with that.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Looks like you got a left hand thumbs up emoji, that's not good enough? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: that's not good enough?
Only if we can figure out how to use it to take over the world. Narf. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, my friend, emojis are for the kiddos. We want the cursors. Give us the left handed cursors.
Jeremy Falcon
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Here you go[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's so... so... beautiful. 
Jeremy Falcon
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I actually set the right-handed version on every machine I use (even though I was born left-handed). It's surprising how many people don't notice.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Real sad, but at least those folks give us a job.
Jeremy Falcon
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