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If you have a PhD, is every meeting you attend a doctor's appointment?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You need to examine that question.
You have really Piled it High today and gotten in Deep.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Thesis really ridiculous.
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Every meeting results in the sh*t being Piled Higher and Deeper, regardless of who attends.
Marc
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Reminds me of the real meaning of MCSE... Must Consult Someone Experienced.
Jeremy Falcon
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It's a Phony Doctor's appointment.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hello all,
I am attempting to record video using a game capture device (razer ripsaw) the console mainly in question is my PS3 the software I'm using to record the footage is something called OBS studio (seems to be the favorite with people who use this specific capture card).
The problem I'm having is that everything seems to work but I get a preview of my TV screen on my capture preview but then it goes black and it repeats that over and over again.
Most places say its a HDCP issue. Does anyone know of any way to fix this or some way to work around it? Iv heard using a HDMI splitter takes care of that but, but also iv heard it could be a issue with the computer receiving information from my play-station 3 an interrupt if you will any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
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So, is that what you lot call 'Cribbage' ?
(Or is cribbage a novel English spelling of cabbage?)
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W∴ Balboos wrote: (Or is cribbage a novel English spelling of cabbage?)
You're thinking of Babbage. There's a difference.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But if the array were already zero-based, then that would be column -1 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... but you had this[^] coming for a long time. 
Edit: Wow, all quiet. No XDBRNFOTD, no pearls of wisdom. It's a good time to plunder the refrigerator and put my feet on the table in the lounge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 28-Oct-16 10:47am.
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Doesn't even reach up to the standards of pathetic.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Doesn't even reach up to the standards of pathetic.
Be fair; Garfield often does.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Vegans would not enjoy my new job. Every friday the boss buys steaks for everyone and we throw them onto the grill, regardless of the weather.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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An oldie but a goodie[^]
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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What, no bacon, sausage, and spuds?
What a cr@p boss!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How can you mess up trying to start or install teamviewer? After 20 minutes trying to guide a user to just get it started I gave up and screen shotted step by step instructions for the problem they needed help with...
I'm really glad my wife suggested pizza and wine for tonight because I'm going to need it.
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Member 11683251 wrote: start or install teamviewer?
Be grateful you even have that technology. I did tech support back before anything like that existed and we had to walk people through doing everything. Different days now.
Member 11683251 wrote: I'm really glad my wife suggested pizza and wine for tonight because I'm going to need it.
Well deserved I'm sure. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Member 11683251 wrote: How can you mess up trying to start or install teamviewer?
Team Viewer does a good enough job itself at screwing you over. TV 10 and 11 aren't compatible. So guess what, I have to uninstall "the other" for one client, then "the other other" for the other client.
Then, I've had the installer fail, thinking it didn't uninstall something, I don't remember how that got fixed, I think a reboot, wipe the folder, etc.
Then sometimes it thinks I'm using it for business when I'm not, and because I DO use it for business occasionally, it gets horribly confused.
Other than that, it's fast, the file transfer is awesome except it doesn't retain the size of the explorer window or my column settings, which is really annoying.
Marc
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I use it to save walking four paces to the other computer in this room.
It's true: technology really does make you lazy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not only possible but highly likely
Be glad you have this now. Back in my day we used to have to flag down a Pony Express rider to take the instructions to the end user and then wait for the reply...
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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How difficult can it be? The tech support scammers manage to talk people through it, and they're not even doing it in their first language! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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