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Hi All,
Just got told I am sorry but your practical skills aren't up to it.  Darn! Looks like the name is going to be back to in the pub again!
Damn!
modified 14-Nov-16 8:19am.
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glennPattonWorking wrote: your practical skills are up to it.
They are or they aren't?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hey! You just fixed them half of their products!!! Nuts they are!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Perhaps they feel the there is an 'S' missing from The Lounge[^].
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Strangely I don't think they frequent the lounge or CP for that matter...
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 Sorry to hear that. Their loss though.
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Just be thank that you didn't hear that from your bride on your wedding night . . .
You didn't, did you ?
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Nope I didn't, not married yet, a frying pan to the head sorted that. 
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Good for you. There are occasions where you should avoid the male lead role: Funeral, trial in court, executions (see also trial in court), weddings...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: that from your bride on your wedding night
In that hypothetical situation I would respond that I don't that kind of complaint from a plank with nipples. 
Speaking of planks - could it be that the post are somewhat nautically themed today?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: could it be that the post are somewhat nautically themed today?
I don't sea that.
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I'm shore you can. You know, you can't just wave your hand and make them go away...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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With a shotgun in your back, you have no choice but to mariner.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That deserve the answer:
I am sorry but your observation skills aren't up to it. May I recommend you an ophthalmologist?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Hi All,
Picking through some code that isn't working and found the following in the comments
Well thats good then! 
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GOTOs are absolutely ok. Like many things, you have to use them carefully and that's all.
(RANT)
At every corner there is someone who wants to forbid some particular stuff he did not quite get. Sorry guys, but if you can't figure out how to live with GOTOs, memory management, pointers, object orientation or whatever else, then stop making 'rules' for those who can live with those things. Flip some burgers instead (EOR (End Of Rant))
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to rant here. Some people can't stand it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If it is part of the language, you probably will hit a wall sooner or later that can not be broken without it... You only have to prioritize...
(Not to mention, that at the end half of your nice code will translate to jumps of various types at machine level)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I spent most of the weekend digging out almost 40 year old machine code and assembly. Crisp short routines that apparently were coded with the single responsibility principle in mind. Absolutely not the spaghetti code one might expect and the sparingly used branching instructions don't do any harm at all.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Very true. Back in the days of MS Basic there was barely any flow control:
.. GOTO <line number>
.. IF <cond> THEN <line number> [ELSE <line number>]
.. FOR <var> = <startval> TO <endval> [STEP +/- val] ... NEXT
That was it. (even the If is a conditional goto).
Surprisingly code hasn't changed much these days - just got more verbose, now we have while, do, switch, break, continue ... - and if you think about it all of those "new" things are just a slightly better controlled version of IF <cond> THEN <line number=""> [ELSE <line number="">]
We HAD to use goto, but in reality our "spaghetti code" was doing the exact same thing as people do today with "structured" code. It's not that the new programming languages fixed anything at all - just hid the truth behind new verbs.
Summary: yes we loved our GOTOs, not just because we had no choice, but because we had the balls to use them, and use them really really well. Yes - balls: ladies included - although those days weren't many females into being a 'computer nerd' (- and we never really noticed that - we had our line printer Marilyn Monroe style pin-ups, and bak then that was enough.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Sorry RANTs are only allowed on Thursdays!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mondays are annoying enough as it is?
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In college, one of the COBOL instructors told his students, "If you use a GOTO, I will fail you"; good in principle.
Then... we worked on some code (I forget the details) and the instructor said, "For this type of application, you must use a GOTO in COBOL". I looked at it and replied, "No, and I'll explain after class."
My solution to NOT use GOTO's was valid, but it resulted in 3 times the code.. and this is COBOL.. not exactly a desirable outcome, but my point was: you don't HAVE to use a GOTO, but in this instance it is preferable.
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And then I avoided the problem entirely by using recursion, ending up with a crying CodeNazi at my desk. He insisted that nobody understands recursion. Ok, stop crying, then. And let me have a word with this Nobody.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: it resulted in 3 times the code.
If it was COBOL, how could you tell?
Software Zen: delete this;
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