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...in Q&A today.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Why so?
(He asked, with trepidation)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's gonna take a lot for me to maintain my typical sensitive and gentle nature towards the retards asking questions.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: sensitive and gentle nature
Obviously you haven't made it to the "FTP isn't the right way to transfer files" question yet.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: sensitive and gentle nature
Can you translate it to English?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Blanks instead of real ammo!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Dang. I just wanted to ask for a little help. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Meaning you wish to have Rocky on your side so to smash each of them into pieces?
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Q&A riddled with bullets.
I'm staying on the sidelines.
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The missus giving you problems?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When beavers divorce, do they start to sea otter people?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They just stop giving a dam.
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Wood you leave me alone, so I could chew on this one for a while
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dam'd if they do, dam'd if they don't!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Sounds like one of them got caught in a web of defeet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OriginalGriff wrote: When beavers divorce...
... do they give a dam?
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That post will be logged and then I'll lodge a complaint.
Gnaw - I was just kidding.
I kept politics out of the mention of beaver - well, almost
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When beavers die, do they Leave it to Beaver, Jr.?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Could be Muskrat Love[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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They go back to the bush.
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Have you noticed that the ln (natural log) button is removed from Windows 8 / Win 10 calculator?
You can see the (original - win xp, win vista, win 7) had it.
Old Windows Calculator (image)[^]
Why they remove that?
Oh, here's the terribly useful Windows 10 doc on the calculator. Ugh!
Calculator in Windows 10[^] 
If you find the ln button in the Windows 10 calculator, please let me know.
I need to calculate a natural logarithm immediately if not sooner. 
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Click the "hamburger" menu on the top-left, and switch to Scientific mode.
If necessary, resize the calculator window to make it wider.
The ln button is then three from the left, second from the bottom, just above n!.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So the functions you can perform depend on the width of your screen?
I say "that's clever!" except I'd need the antonym. And probably a few swear words.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I say "that's clever!" except I'd need the antonym. And probably a few swear words
Agree 100%!
Can you imagine explaining this type of UI design to your manager?
"Oh, yeah, we hid that, unless you widen the window."
"WHAT!"
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