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One side is fully under water, the other isn't.
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So, if you sit up in the bath tub, you are half drowning?
Should you or should you not in that case be half rescued?
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Never crush a roach to kill it, if you can possibly help it. You can inadvertently release any eggs it may be carrying, and if you're not diligent about wiping up and disposing of the mess (preferably with copious amounts of fire,) then you'll soon have an even worse problem on hand.
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Nighthowler wrote: half-drowned Which half?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Gravity dictates the bottom half
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Gravity A nice theory.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: A nice theory. "Nice" used to mean accurate. Ask any witch
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Agnes?
I believe Messrs. Pratchett and Gaiman were pulling our legs on that one.
Apparently the origin of the word Nice is, from the Latin word Nescius.
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Ah, I was a bit ignorant on that issue, it seems.
..but yes
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Nighthowler wrote: There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath
Should I
...get a life?
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user
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d. Take it out. Revive it just enough so that it can wriggle and then feed it to the bearded dragon
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Are hamsters often voted most likely to suck seed?
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Do hard-line hamsters show up around Christmas?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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They are most likely to be wheeler dealers.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hey now!
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sign over the CP server room: "Grass(*), grass, or grass: nobody computes for free!"
(*) Hamsters love leafy vegetables off all kinds, especially timothy grass.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The answer might blow you away!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I thought that was mistresses?
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Gnaw.
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Every hamster I've ever seen was most likely to suck... erm... things best not mentioned in the lounge.
Disgusting little buggers.
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It looks like I have been living in a bubble. For the last ten years I have been working at a company and not been exposed to the toxicity of the job market. A couple of weeks ago was bored and decided to update my resume on Monster.
What followed was a job spam from companies, which without exception were small offices in Canada with huge development operations in India, one of them contacted me directly from California.
My faith in the future of our industry is disappearing.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Well California is basically Canadia with sunshine and fewer moose, right?
You're lucky you get mostly the same country - I don't!
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OriginalGriff wrote: fewer moose
Meese?
One goose, two geese!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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