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I'm having naming consistency issues with Swift 3; some classes are still prefixed with NS while others have it removed.. it's tricky to know what to use when writing code.
Luckily XCode does provide some help but it's still a bit time consuming..
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And all strings should start with a dollar sign!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just got an email from PayPal with the subject "Send money to the UK." I didn't realize the UK was hurting so bad financially and not sure why PayPal even cares.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Strange, I got a similar email (I live in the UK so have no real issue sending money...)
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: I ... have no real issue sending money
Great!
Send some to me!
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If I had some to send!
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But do it quick, because Wales is the next thing we're kicking out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He's making a database
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Slow day?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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This one was already old when Leslie told it.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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He told it to me.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)...
No choice, Santa's on big data.
Sin tack ear lol
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Nope. He only lists the Naughty Ones under the age of puberty. That's a much smaller dataset.
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4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.
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I was wondering where that subset of 4 billion was coming from.
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But the "naughty" intersection fills most of both sets on a Venn diagram.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Including the 7 deadly sins? Who needs big data when every request returns "0 rows returned."
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Lopatir wrote: Santa's on big data
If I were Santa under those working conditions, I'd be on Coke (Oh, wait! He Is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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/ravi
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Over Christmas, will you be going Gnome for the holidays?
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What have Gnomes got to do with Christmas?
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You just don't 'ave no Gnome to go to!
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Just after hitting a Gnome run.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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