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If you survive mustard gas and pepper spray, are you a seasoned veteran?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Being saucy now, are we?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Seems like the holiday season isn't quite over yet... 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Tempting as it may be to mustard gas and pepper spray the relatives on Christmas day, particularly if they insist on playing Monopoly, it's generally regarded as a poor idea.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It may be a poor idea, if you do not consider the alternatives.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Not necessarily - that usually takes some thyme.
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only if they really chili out afterwards.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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At least they weren't aSALTed.
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They might be seasoned but you can't just a-salt people without doing thyme. You'll be in the police ar-chive dill the end of your days. Just be anise person. This is sage advice to avoid all that saffron 
EDIT: Fixed a typo I just noticed when reading Rajesh's comment 
modified 28-Dec-16 3:04am.
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Ghee! That's many a pun. 
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Just what are you sarin?
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Hey Mr. ∴ !
What happened to your tripple-pun-of-the day, not losing your touch, are you?
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Suffering the after effect of a bottle of Spanish Brandy I found laying around the house.
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Some VX-SOP stuff?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I don't know much about this stuff. It said something about Jerez and had an (imitation) wax seal just below the neck of the bottle.
I'm almost certain this is it: Cardenal Mendoza Brandy de Jerez Solera Gran Reserva[^]
Is this considered any good?
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I've no idea whether it's a good brandy. However, judging by the reported results, it is reasonably lethal to brain cells. 
(VX-SOP is a portmanteau made from VX gas and VSOP)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Apparently, not lethal to brain cells.
They did, however, go on an outing. They returned this morning, quite rested and refreshed. At least until The Lounge . . .
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Those can sure pun-ch a hole in the most noble brain.
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megaadam wrote: the most noble brain
I knew someone would figure this out!
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This article makes yet another compelling case for the value of reading other people's code. So, for those of you who agree with the sentiment (as I do -- at least in theory), found anything good lately that you'd like to share?
I'll go first: I've been spelunking through some of the CSharp portions of .NET Core (formerly on CodePlex, but now on GitHub.)
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I'm reading a combination of Other People's Rubbish and Personal Perfect Projects. 
veni bibi saltavi
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The instructions on a packet of toothpicks.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My predecessors' code. Good example of how not to do multi-threading 
To be fair, it was a C program (I think) that was ported to C++ and optimized for low memory systems.
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See below, we are pretty much in a similar mess... 
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I am reading...
this:
ContentHandlerPtr ContentHandler::GetInstance(const char* pContentRoot)
{
if(!ContentHandler::m_pContentHandler.get())
{
m_pContentHandler = ContentHandlerPtr(new ContentHandler(pContentRoot));
}
return ContentHandler::m_pContentHandler;
}
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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