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Happy New Year from Queensland, Australia!
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Shouldn't that be 5..4..3..2..1..1.. to allow for the leap second?
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No, not here in Oz. The leap second doesn't occur until 10:00 am on 1/1 here (its just before midnight GMT).
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Google is apparently "smearing it out" through the day to prevent a sharp change.
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"google", "smear".
Wow! Those words really go together well!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No way am i googling "smear"! 
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Had I thought about what I said (which I very rarely do, so it's no big surprise that I didn't), I would probably have advised you not to, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Google may appear all-powerful, but they still have no power over time.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Midi_Mick wrote: Google may appear all-powerful, but they still have no power over time.
True.
Most people use time.windows.com.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Because there's no reality like the Google Reality.
(those guys are actually now scaring me, and no, I'm not joking)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Last 12 hours in the lounge, apart from another beautiful APOD, only a couple of facebook status updates from Martin alone in the pub again.
Good to know most of us still have a life.
Have a good one!
Catch ya next year.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: Good to know most of us still have a life.
Life?
LIFE?!?
"Life", he calls it!
I've been up to my eyebrows in work!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Only problem is I bet on Rousy getting f***ed up in the 2nd round, not less than a minute in to round 1.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified 31-Dec-16 5:11am.
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Your bet was as faulty as your
tag. #HowToGetRektIn48Seconds 
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Not like Glenn who justs all the time.
Tucking in to a bowl of hot chips and a schooner of VB.
Waiting for the Boy to get and the Girl to finish work and drop in too.
Waiting to see Amanda Nunes kick the shite out of Rhonda Rousy.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Warm enough for you down there? Nudging 30 up here in the stratosphere. All the best for the New Year, mate.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Thanks Peter. Hope yours is fire free.
I'm using beer to cool down and stop me from feeling the heat.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: a schooner of VB.
Careful drinking VB.
From what I've seen, most people puke it out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A Pub?? You???
I refuse to believe this nonsense.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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This[^] should keep you occupied for a few minutes.
Well at least if you, like me, like marble runs.
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Very good - reminds me of that computer game "The Incredible Machine"
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: "The Incredible Machine"
I loved that game. My disc was destroyed in a move, sadly. I mostly play modded Minecraft now.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That is the coolest thing I've seen all month 
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