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We're celebrating here with an Update Party.
We'll basically be standing around doing our normal activity, maybe eating a meal.
Then, suddenly, we'll just stop doing anything.
Maybe if we're right in the middle of chewing some pizza, suddenly we'll stop.
Then we'll all just start randomly yelling things out. Then we'll all go home, change our clothes.
After that, we'll return to the party and finish chewing our pizza.
It's going to be super fun!!!!!
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raddevus wrote: Maybe if we're right in the middle of chewing some pizza, suddenly we'll stop. Then we'll all just start randomly yelling things out. Then we'll all go home, change our clothes. After that, we'll return to the party and finish chewing our pizza.
Some will likely throw up the pizza (unsaved open documents)
Some will forget where home is and never be seen again, (crash)
others will come back wearing their small children's clothing, one or two may even be naked (settings/prefs reset/lost forever)
a few may finish chewing their pizza, others will choke unable to swallow nor spit it out, (app crash/rendered incompatible)
it's not over yet, some will go home again and change again, and again, and again
microsoft will suggest sending the lost ones to nursary, and start over from there. (clean re-install)
and the ms fanlemmings will be cheering, saying how great ms is and that their sh*t smells like roses.
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Not sure which one you're referring to. Microsoft is pushing updates to the updater every few months; they're generally referred to as "servicing stack updates".
The last one to come out was just 3 days ago (KB3211320). Are you seeing some specific problem?
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I think he may have been referring to the thread about the next Windows 10 update, a few threads down.
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The fact that installing the update increases disk usage by 2GB?
Windows 10 tends to clean up older files that have been updated after 30 days or so on its own, unlike previous versions. Unless you're using a tablet with 8GB or some-such (hello, HP Stream 7), I wouldn't worry too much about it...
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I am not worried. I have tons of spare space on my systems drive, but I thought I should mention it for the sake of someone who may not be in the same position.
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I think the OP was a joke.
We need a woosh smiley.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There is a joke icon already. I just used it as a sample.
But hey, I should be used to it by now. This is what I get for trying to be helpful and posting useful links, instead of assuming others are just going on childish rants about how Windows is broken without providing any specifics.
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My computer has been blue-screening every few hours since that one.
Will Rogers never met me.
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If you choose your sport and just google that scoreing_method you wont get a definitive answer. Unless it's rugby. It was 35 years ago today.
The Greatest Try of All Time, 1973 All Blacks vs. Barbarians - YouTube
Kirkpatrick to Williams. This is great stuff. Phil Bennett covering. Chased by Alistair Scown. Brilliant! Oh, that's brilliant! John Williams, Bryan Williams. Pullin. John Dawes, great dummy. To David, Tom David, the half-way line! Brilliant by Quinnell! This is Gareth Edwards! A dramatic start! What a score! Oh, that fellow Edwards!
veni bibi saltavi
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It was rather good. Also interesting to see those (acceptable) high tackles, and all the boots going into the ruck. I once heard Brian Moore explain the latter with the comment, "that's just what we used to call a good shoeing".
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An impressive try! I used to play rugby at school and at university, but as a skinny nerd was never very good at it. In the end what I took away from the game, was a buggered up knee, that still bothers me from time to time.
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What language is Rugby? Is that some new version of Ruby?
Wait. Is this all about Agile Scrum or something else...?
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It's a very simple game where one player gets the ball, and the other team tries to kill him.
A bit like the guy with the bad news in a management meeting.
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Yeah! Rugby is the *real* football, played by *real* men, unlike the American version where the sissies wear half a ton of padding in case they get an ouchy!
I will get my coat.....
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Don't forget the 5 minute breaks every 60 seconds!
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No, no real men Play hockey
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No! No! Hockey is played by maniacs!
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Don't be sexist, women play hockey too. [^]
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I hope wasn't a try with an empty catch...
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Do dead languages have to be encrypted?
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That's what he said.
Jeremy Falcon
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Huh! The dead have their own language?!?
And what, I guess that maybe means poltergeists are just doing [dead] Morse Code?
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Ahem. That would be Morte[^] Code.
Software Zen: delete this;
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