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Wells Fargo, with all their 'extra accounts!'
(I know, they can't have that many, but the thought made me laugh!)
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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It is a MyISAM database engine, so probably Microsoft
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So SQL Server is just a wrapper round MySQL? Could be ...
Achievement Unlocked: Start new Conspiracy Theory - 2500 points
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have just updated the original post, with another tweet hint from yesterday from the co-author, it reads like a CCC, so over to you!
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You didn't know?!
Why do you think it was so easy to port it to Linux?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OMG! OMG!
Nothing is safe, any more!
Quick! Put all our important stuff on the cloud, where it's protected!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hear! Hear!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I hope it is Farcebook.
If it was Twatter I would be sad.
I fear it is !Yahole.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Well the water bit of the hint could suggest HOO, but the its not what you think bit suggest it maybe isn't that obvious!
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With that kind of numbers, it's probably MS.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: probably MS It will be interesting to see that MS uses MySQL as storage for internal (or should-be-internal) data...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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megaadam wrote: I fear it is !Yahole. I do not think Yahoo have left with ~1.4 billion unhacked accounts...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nobody said they hadn't been hacked before!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I confused you...
Quote: Yahoo have left with ~1.4 billion unhacked accounts I mean after 2 (or more) hacks, Yahoo probably has no another pack of ~1.4 billion to hack...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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DaveAuld wrote: "water" / "food". It's not what you're thinking.
There's a company called "uisce beatha"?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I can't wait for them to reveal. Only 1 minute left
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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MyISAM disappeared with MySQL 5.5 so the most up-to-date thing they can be using is MySQL 5.1 - support for which expired in 2013.
Given the number of records, I can only imagine that we're talking something in India or China.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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First one looks like something out of Superman -- the world engine trying to defend itself against Superman.
Second one looks like it was made with a spirograph.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I recently upgraded to Corel Paintshop Pro X9 (I got a very good deal on the full version, and that means I can transfer my X8 version onto the WookieTab and dump GIMP, which I dislike immensely).
And it comes with video tutorials, so I thought "OK, i've got half an hour, let's learn something".
And it kicks up IE 11.
Not Chrome - my default browser.
Not Edge - installed as standard on Win10 (and used to download Chrome)
Not even Firefox - installed, and used when Chrome has in the past failed and needs to be re-downloaded.
Nope. They specifically fire up IE 11, which I didn't even know was installed on this machine!
Corel, I don't care if you love IE. I don't care if you worship the pixels it displays on. I get annoyed enough when MS insists on using the execrable Edge - but IE? For Elephants sake...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It can't help it.
The help files are so bad that "IE" is a scream of agony.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The last time you posted your Corel agony I suggested the Gimp. Even if the Gimp has been nice to me I will not repeat that. You seem to be doing a lot of image handling. Maybe the pain of paying Adobe an elephanting disproportionate lump would in the long run be less than the constant pain of Corel's quirks. But maybe Photoshop has already made you throw up. [I just mistyped that: "mad you" ]
I needed something myself yesterday and I stumbled into this. I suggest a click. But it requires you to contaminate your comp with Flash.
Online Photo Editor | Pixlr Editor | Autodesk Pixlr
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 6-Mar-17 5:17am.
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