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Thanks. Trying my luck on new 3D models right now.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... couldn't resist.
Selfiphant![^]
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Great. That reminds me of my selfie stick that can fly. I still have a video to edit from when I was out on the fields again and tried to get more of a glimpse of me on video when the selfie stick flys by.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: couldn't resist. You should have.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Saw a man out in his field this morning shouting the end of the world is nigh. Poor old Farmer Geddon
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But he does know his stuff - he's out standing in his field.
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I hope he's gone before the combined harvester arrives or he'll come a cropper.
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Cut down in his prime.
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Was he carrying a chicken little?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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What is the next project which is being developed by Microsoft?
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Probably Windows 10: Even More Adverts and Spyware Edition.
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I believe they're talking about widening the NSA backdoor, maybe even puutting screen in it?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I know for a fact that they are negotiating with Griff for his advanced cat-flap technology.
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Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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It's an AI application to measure intelligence (or the lack of it).
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What for? They already think we are all dumb enough to let ourselves first be locked into a nice enclosure and then happily watch ads while eagerly waiting to 'adopt' everything their marketing throws at us at the first opportunity.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gawd help it if it starts looking at QA...
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Probably Integrating machine learning into Microsoft Office 365 products to provide continuous, personalised assistance - without the cartoon clippy this time around.
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So you think Open Office user numbers are due a massive boost?
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If, by "numbers", you mean CPU and memory usage then yes... they probably are
I actually think the UI part of the new system will be similar to what we have in Visual Studio - and will fade in/out when you mouse over the word or cell concerned.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: I actually think the UI part of the new system will be similar to what we have in Visual Studio - and will fade in/out when you mouse over the word or cell concerned. That won't happen, because touch interfaces don't have an on hover event.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I installed Libre office for a couple of clients who didn't want ms office, and they're over the moon with it. It even has a Visio equivalent, where you can actually edit Visio diagrams.
Open Office? meh. It's fallen too far behind libre.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, I switched to Libre from MS Office a couple of years back, and have to say it's damn good - and it does leave Open Office in the shade.
Unlike MS, it seems to focus on what users want to do instead of what the developer wanted to develop and marketers want to sell ... i.e. cloud cr@p on a subscription model.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Unlike MS, it seems to focus on what users want to do instead of what the developer wanted to develop and marketers want to sell ... i.e. cloud cr@p on a subscription model. Exactly!
I, for one, will not be paying for any more mso licenses, not when the Libre guys are doing a so much better job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The further takeover of Linux: a Windows desktop.
And I say, the sooner the better! Heck, even Windows 3.1 would be an improvement over the shyte offerings that Linux has.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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