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I'm going to a fancy dress party – Einstein should be a relatively good costume.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So that's your theory and you're sticking to it?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If you had gone as Emc, I would have gone as Emc too!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Just don't exceed the speed limit.
Quote: There was a young woman called Bright
Who could travel much faster than light
She went out one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night
-- Unknown
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ah, but if he warps space it could appear that way
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Methinks OG is quite warped enough!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I had a friend who had a Schroedinger costume...or maybe he didn't. He never took it out of the box.
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I guess someone has to like it.. .  
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Wow, the Canadian accent is really strong on that one
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One of the articles[^] in today's insider indirectly referenced improvements to High DPI support for winform apps and Touch screen support for WPF apps.
I was able to run down the winform[^] changes[^]: Some but apparently not yet all of the standard controls are DPI aware and additional events are exposed for developers who do custom layout. This is back compatible (at the level of becoming no-ops) in older versions of Windows.
I'm not having any luck finding out what the W10 WPF touch changes are though. As someone who maintains a WPF Touchscreen app knowing if and to what extent I should care about them is rather important to me. Does anyone know WTE MS has changed?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It's an opt-in change to the underlying technology used to deal with touch screens. The current touch screen implementation uses Windows Ink Services Platform, which has a number of issues (e.g. popups don't work well with WISP). The new touchscreen (and ink technology) platform is intended to fix the issues, and will continue to evolve but there are cases where you're better off staying with the WISP implementation. Announcing the .NET Framework 4.7 | .NET Blog[^]
This space for rent
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That doesn't say anything about what the changes are, what they aren't, what cases opting in does or doesn't make sense to do, or if there are any back compatibility concerns. It's utterly useless for anything other than confirming that they changed something.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I found this one[^] today. Great idea
And since I have the lounge all for myself, I can plunder the refrigerator, put my feet on the table and have a burp... I mean beer.
Edit: Just give me time to find more cat pictures![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 14-Jun-17 8:13am.
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At least mine's relevant: I caught a mouse[^]
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Last weekend I found the portrait a photographer made of our old cat. The old lion looks like the embodied innocence on that picture.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: plunder the refrigerator, put my feet on the table
Your coat has already been deposited on the street. Please follow it. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The bouncer, I presume...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I certainly wouldn't want my kid sister behaving like that!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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When nobody was around to see it, has it really happened?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you insist on posting more cat pictures I will report you for abuse.
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Why must you insist on that so doggedly?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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