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Literally. Don't test your batteries with your teeth: BOOM![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Well I guess he flunked the Turing Test! 
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Dang! I still have some well-aged 22.2 volt (5000 mAh) Lithium Polymer batteries, about 800 g each. They are even more volatile than Lithium Ion and should react even more spectacular to being bitten.
But if you think that's not a smart thing to do...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Lunch for you then, I dare ya! 
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I have several of them. Want to come over for a bite? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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It was Leslie, who run the test... But didn't died because of it...
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ahhh, so if it explodes is a genuine product, otherwise it's a fake.
It's useful to know these things so you don't get ripped off.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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So it's OK to keep on biting the lead-acid battery in my car then?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The plastic case is too tough. Slurp it dry with a straw. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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you suspect it may be a fake?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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You'll be charged for that.
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I didn't see that coming
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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That lens credence to the argument that you're a poor pupil.
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Going through a bad spell.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So you attacked the test from the side instead of head on? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Don't try a grammar test; they're more tense.
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Total B*llox what a shower or utter f*cking sh*te 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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But I don't care.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was a disaster - my fault though, I only took a crash course.
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I thought it was because you were too stingy to buy the full version...
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