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I've had it.
From now on, any page that presents me with a recaptcha "puzzle" will be immediately closed.
Are those two fuzzy pixels in the far distance a bus? Click the square and they're not? FAIL. Don't click and they are? FAIL. Either way, start again.
Sorry, but I don't access the Internet to play stupid, waste-of-precious-time guessing games, so if your site uses recaptcha, I don't use your site.
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is that a storefront? ...sure it is, that's a read light on the outside
... fail
where's the complaints dept when the recapture is wrong?
fill in "contact us" form
... click send
... please prove you are human, chose all squares with cars
... hey look, it's my old mate Bob Car ... <click>
... fail
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I don't mind the ones which tell you "Tick the box marked 'I am human, honest'"
But the picture ones are a PITA - is that bit of a traffic light relevant? Is that a motorcycle or a dog?
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Basically they measure age. 
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If you want to measure age, that's easy: show 'em a picture of an 8-track cartridge and see if they can identify it.
(Does not work in Alabama)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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What you talkin bout Griffis?
 
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They were invented shortly after this: Victorian MP3 player[^].
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Looks shameless self-promotion, posting the Griffophone, such well known invention of yours.
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Nah, the Griffophone was two tins and a piece of string!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nah, the Griffophone was two tins and a piece of string!
And it still had better apps than the windows phone.
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You should be getting 8-track in Italia at about the same time as you get real toilets, rather than holes in the floor :P
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We had toilets and roads and all of that well before you had. As matter of fact we brought civilization to you.
Veni vidi vici, you know.
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My bank has just transitioned to a system that uses a recaptcha.
And full-screen animated video in some backgrounds.
The previous site looked like something that was written in 1997 (and probably was). But it worked and I knew my way around.
I gave in after a few months of the old site insisting I migrate over, no less than 4 times before the login was completed.
But hey, I'm sure it now works great on tablets. Which I'll never use with a banking site since none of my Android tablets have ever seen a single OS update, which means they're still susceptible to vulnerabilities that have been patched everywhere else half a decade ago.
"Progress".
modified 22-Nov-18 12:56pm.
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Apart from the fact that the "answers" are completely ridiculous, there's clearly an accessibility issue here for those with eye problems.
They should be made to record an audio commentary for all of them:
"Spot the road-signs"
"There is a picture with lots of road-signs. Square A1 clearly contains a road-sign, there is a 50% chance that you should select this square.
Square A2 looks like a bunch of clouds, this only has a 30% chance of being a correct selection.
Square A3 shows more clouds, select this square if you didn't select the previous one.
Square B1 shows the post holding up the sign in A1. Have a philosophical debate about whether or not a sign-post is part of a sign, base your decision upon the result of that and then reverse it.
For those who have yet to lose the will to live, square B2 is something of a mystery. I mean that could well be a sign-post in the distance but equally it could be a banana or a goldfish, Chrome really hasn't rendered it terribly well. Probably best to toss a coin for this one.
Square B3 - now that really does look like a "stop" sign - hold on, that's got to be a trap, don't select that one whatever you do!
etc., etc."
Alternatively, you could take Mark's advice and boycott every crappy site that uses Repratcha. Yeah, I'm preferring that one!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Are you sure that it wasn't a QR code 
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Sorry for the delay, guests tonight, so very appropriate CCC
Drunkenly slug my gin at hinged joint (9)
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Ginglymus anag
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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We have a winner! 
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Hi All,
Working on a 'new' 'wizzy' version of a product that has been in the field for years (possible decades). In a set of updates I was working with a guy who was part of the furniture and since retired with the line 'See ya suckers!'. When he disappeared I said an it's on record I said 'it might be an idea if someone rewrote or at least looked at it while said programmer was around' and was ignored.
So we have now a C++ Kernal written by a Fortran programmer.... 
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Could be worse: COBOL anyone?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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COBOL(lcks) true, but the two character names I just love.
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OTOH, I've always found that no matter how good a hand-over is, it's never good enough.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I've always found that no matter how good a hand-over is, it's never good enough.
You lucky people even have handovers? Here I only recieve the the team project name in tfs and the production url. Best part of it is that, at the same time, I also inherit client's who have no idea how the application is expected to work(In new recruits), so we both learn together and redefine the requirements in change requests
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Looxury! There were eight-teen of us working on a septic product!
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