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I lived in Hampshire for many years, when I worked in Byfleet.
I got fairly familiar with most of the local establishments ... mostly for Herself, she used to be rather clumsy and would break her nose hoovering, get her eyeball scratched by the cat, you know the kind of thing.
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Breaks her nose hoovering?
My missus gets a broken nose when she doesn’t hoover
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Nah, we had a recliner.*
She was hoovering it one day and it reclined on her - the foot support broke her nose.
The hospital (BDH that time) suspected I did it, but ...
* I say "we", "I" had a recliner when she moved in. After that "she" had a recliner...
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Feet don't smell. You're thinking of noses!
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feet I can convert, but what's metric for noses?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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The milli-Shnoz.
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musefan wrote: Feet don't smell. You're thinking of noses! Or dogs.
If they're measured like horses, in hands, then no-one will know how tall they are, for a while.
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Carbon Based Lifeforms - 780 Days[^]
I think Carbon Based Lifeforms has been featured in the SOTW before, but that's years ago.
I know them for their monotonous ambient music, but their latest album is slightly less monotonous.
It's also a bit more hypnotizing.
Call it psybient if you will.
Anyway, I slept very well to this last week
So enjoy and try to stay awake
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OT: How's Pink? Is she showing herself yet?
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Last week, she went to explore the attic, walked into a cobweb and then fled back to the kitchen, but not before I could make this picture of her (cobweb included)[^].
Yesterday she came out from under the kitchen while I sat on the couch.
She stared at me for five minutes before going back under the kitchen
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PRO TIP: Move breakable objects (such as vases) to the edge of tables and shelves. She will be out to knock them off in no time.
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I've already placed some plants that are poisonous to cats in places she can reach.
She won't touch her cat food, but she'll be out to eat the plants in no time.
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Soooo cute!
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Is that the one who is always dressed in floyd?
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That's a very nice one indeed!
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If you are starving to death; the last thing you need is toilet paper. Or am I missing something here.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Think of non-KSS synonyms for "being frightened".
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Yeah, but the people who do that are so full of sh*t that they need the extra rolls...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Perhaps, Bitcoin is transferring its worth to toilet paper.
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The same reason that the same group of people will go shopping for Christmas food with two trolleys: one for turkey and suchlike, one for bread. After all there are two of them, and the shops are shut for a whole day ...
Because they are idiots.
My local supermarkets were out of TP for two days - now the shelves are full again and nobody is buying!
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