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The link shows in your Messages list, and the precis shows up in this search: Search[^]. But the actual message is nowhere to be seen. Have you reported it in Bugs & Sugs?
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But it's really fun to micro optimize.
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Can you hear me?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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TRY SHOUTING!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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WHAT, PLEASE, PLEASE REPEAT?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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LIKE THIS!?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Moptimizing is good; things prematurely aren't.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Do sock puppets make glove together?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Kid-friendly gloves, please.
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Nailed it! You probably put thumb thought intoe that.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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wow, how long have you been stocking these things up?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Heel have plenty more up his sleeve!
Where does the General keep his army? Up his sleevey.
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After the way he was hosed, yesterday, I think there is a new batch afoot.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Probably, he wouldn't want to get cotton a vicious cycle.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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... many, many,... wow many (now that I think of it) many years ago, I started a Physics PhD.. But I never finish it!
Anyway, now I can finally reveal the real reason why!
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Only 3 minutes and actually funny with a good ending.
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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This was just like my thesis defence. More or less.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I interviewed a guy for web development role.
Me: "Why are you looking to change your job?"
THE Candidate: "This company asks me to work extra hours & they don't have good parking facility"
Me: "&.. What?" Excuse me?
He says he couldn't park his car comfortably. Will you believe this?
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Well, you know what a shortage of web developers there are . . .
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Nand32 wrote: THE Candidate: "This company asks me to work extra hours & they don't have good parking facility"
I think I interviewed this Candidate's brother one time.
We asked him, "What are you looking for in your career here as a software dev?"
Candidate: "Something local. Pays good and good hours."
I was like, "Hey, I can't be bothered to hire someone who can't even take the time and energy to at least lie during the interview."
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raddevus wrote: "Something local. Pays good and good hours."
I heard the below several years back.
Candidate : "I know people are now using MVC/MVVM. But I would like to do WinForms & WebForms with DataAdaptors & simpler application, mainly like "Maintenance types" "
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Taking the "don't be overqualified" tip a little too far
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