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Yeah. I have to go through two security doors, grab my phone (which isn't allowed to be in my work area), walk up two flights of stairs to get outside...and wait for the security code to show up on my phone...assuming there's a decent connection, which isn't always true. Yay, T-Mobile.
Then walk back inside and down the stairs and badge through the doors, and unlock my computer, and enter the code that Jack built.
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Learners recalled mistake (6)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 27-Jun-18 5:12am.
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Pupils - reversed - slipup
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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That was quick!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Good clue
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I'm glad I was wrong: I had "BONERS" - learners, people who bone up on a subject; stupid mistakes (American usage)
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I had boners too, but that's normally when I see Susannah Reid of a morning.
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Yes, I kind of thought that that was what Americans meant by "boner", too!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Yes, but not in the Lounge please!
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I don't have that problem - Herself insists on swearing at BBC Breakfast, so I get Louise "Simpering" Minchin instead of Susannah ...
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I started watching it daily just to see how much of a prick Piers would be on that day. I now watch it purely for her. I'd go to say I'm infatuated bordering on stalkishness.
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She was indeed, and a welcome sight for sleepy eyes while drinking the first cup of wake-up-juice!
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If you monitor data packets on the internet for a few days, a pattern slowly emerges.
Convert that pattern to audio percussion, and you hear a beat that expresses a desire to solve problems - which has a signature that is distinctly Gores.
Yes: it's an Al Gore Rhythm.
I'll get me coat.
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I think you are lucky no downvoting here... You could loose all the millions for that!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'll get me coat.
I'll get my coat.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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You get your coat - I grabbed mine earlier!
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well yes, but lesser known fact: Bill Gates invented Al Gore.
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But how did he get it on top of Big Ben?
This probably needs some thinking through...
In case you really don't get it ... The Internet
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The Elders of the Internet showed him how, obviously.
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Did you ever have a mob with torches and pitchforks at your door?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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