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Brent Jenkins wrote: Perhaps he meant something else?
Nope, I think he meant a swimming pool. Lunatic is derived from the Latin "luna", meaning moon and that the moon caused intermittent insanity. I was attempting subtle humor - I see it failed.
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Subtle humour?? Here???
I was suggesting that as a lunatic he might be talking about a moon shaped pool of blood or something.. I've probably seen too many 1980's horror movies though..
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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No need to hammer it home...
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Sounds like a tranquil sea to swim in.
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What kind of cheese would you fill it with?
Hogan
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I was hoping for something gouda than that!
Hogan
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or something that would bré better?
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Yes, something cheddar!
Hogan
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I think you this could be answered by prayers: Choose wisely![^]
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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She's just got back from the Physioterrorist, and she has exercises to do five times a day, has to sleep with a rolled towel tied round her tummy, and ... has been banned from the sofa. She's currently sitting in her office chair with a rolled up towel behind her for lumbar support, and with her feet flat on the floor.
This, she doesn't like. So everyone annoying on the TV is getting a barrage of foul language at high volume. Since everyone on TV is an annoying Elephanting sunshine that is out to get her, I'm not getting a lot of peace and quiet...
I'd use earplugs, but she'll just raise the volume until they don't work either.
Reminds me of working in a cube farm!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, the bliss of working from home...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Well, if she will go out sheep wrangling and cawl wrestling to all hours of the night ...
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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From the sound of things, there are "other things" she probably can't do at this time.
I suggest you get a rental to replace her until the repairs are completed. Probably the least painful path for all concerned (unless she finds out?)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think not.
She's a wife, they know everything. And the discussion would likely involve a cheese grater and a red hot poker...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You Welsh have such a novel concept of foreplay!
Note to self: Cancel trips to any current or former British territories)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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She doesn't have to wear the "cone of shame" I hope!
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She should consult yogi.
Stealing a pic-a-nic basket would cheer her up no end.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That would be a boo-boo on my part!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hah there are benefits to having a dedicated office in the house, a door for starters!
I, thankfully, used to have the ability to exclude all distractions when I'm working including ranting wife, screaming children and droning TV. I loved working from home.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The only thing to do at times like this is to pack her off to see her mother.
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Her mother passed away 20 years ago!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So sorry to hear that. I suppose I should have guessed. I hope Herself has quietened down a bit by now.
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Mr brother, he of the rotting brain, was blue lighted into A&E yesterday for breaking the thermometer. It looks like they have the fever under control and he'll pull through but it will be hard thanks to his Republican Nomination Process* of an immune system.
All thanks the Cancer, the biggest bastard killer out there. Feck you cancer! Feck you and the horse you rod in on!
Right, back to CDD**
* Totally mucked up
**Caffeine Driven Development
veni bibi saltavi
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