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OriginalGriff wrote: Was the word "algorithm" created to honour Al Gore's contributions to computer science dancing and speling?
FTFY
EDIT: added speling to his accomplishments.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: added speling to his accomplishments. A bit too late. They already misspelled his name when naming those decorative melons "Gourds".
(I can hear you vine after you read that all the way over here)
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: I can hear you vine
oy vey-ing, not vining.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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When a bullfighter is gored, does that mean he sat through one of Al's speeches?
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Or is it more effective than the Vatican's method?
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That depends on your definition of effectiveness.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Woman goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for poison.
What for?
I want to kill my husband.
Why I can't give you poison that is not only illegal but I would be an accomplice.
She reaches in her purse and takes out a picture of her husband and his wife in an intimate embrace and hands it to the pharmacist.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription!
OK I 'm bored and tired, I'll get my coat.
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I'm pretty sure that this is a Leslie, but I can't find it. Maybe it was originally in the Soapbox?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Damn and I even posted it and didn't remember.
Guess I'm getting Oldtimers
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In your defense, that was 14 years ago.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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ouch!
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Mike Hankey wrote: a picture of her husband and his wife in an intimate embrace
Something doesn't seem right with this statement...
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Quote: "Cockroaches can live for several weeks with their heads cut off, because their brains are located inside their body. They would eventually die from being unable to eat."
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Their body can live without head. Their head can live without body. Both never die, even if unable to eat.
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11917640 Member wrote: Both never die,
I suppose that's true for certain values of never
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What's so special about that? I know quite a few people who keep their brains up their arse / ass!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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They die when you cut off their heads though... Or so I've heard people say
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Sander Rossel wrote: Or so I've heard people say
You must know some very odd people!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I think Sander is trying to tell us something about his "other" job.
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Programming is my other job
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still a shorter life span than some Microsoft Coding "features" I have seen
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Plastic funds one hundred - crimson fashion king (6, 4)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I think you will be up tomorrow with this one - I can't even work out the definition
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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