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When I first read it, the name Michael Martin came to mind. It has his signature all over it. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I think he was on the other side of the country.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Where there's beer to be had he'll move heaven and earth to get to it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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www.abc.net.au wrote: ...make sure [your food and alcohol] is securely stored ...
Why food? 
www.abc.net.au wrote: "Our guys aren't equipped to contain or control these wild animals, especially under the influence.
So who is equipped to control wild animals under the influence?
(Not sure if it a case of getting sober people or getting a special division that deals with drunk animals) 
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Anyone using free online ticketing systems? All I can find on Google are web-based software and I don't have the resources for the hosting at the moment. I happened to stumble upon LightHouse[^] but the free account limits the number of members to only 2. I hope someone can help me with this one. It's for a small project for 4 developers. 
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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You mean help tickets/bug tracking?
You could use http://tfs.visualstudio.com/[^] which has a pretty full feature set and all you need is a Microsoft account (you can create one for free). If you are using Visual Studio or even other studios, it hosts a Git and TFS server so you can integrate source control.
Best of all, its free!
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Thanks. I forgot to mention that it's not a .Net project, and the system I'm looking for does not necessarily need to be connected to the source control. I just need something that will allow me to assign tasks and create milestones, send and receive notifications, etc.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Have a look at Trello[^]
It's free, can support multiple projects with small teams and has a clean UI. It's a bit minimalistic, though.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Our fellow member Rutvik Dave is running a great solution, http://remindmethis.com/[^].
I used it as a beta tester and I can say that it works great.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Thanks a lot! for the recommendations Marco. 
Hello Walter,
Please let me know if you need anything, I would be more than happy to help.
(Please use the feedback links at the bottom of every page to contact me, and I will get back to you ASAP)
Thank You,
- Rutvik
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Hi Walter, your footer is quite hard on the eye.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not even the wind could stop her today. Awesome match!
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Maybe your wind, not mine. 
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Maybe your wind, not mine.
I believe he is talking about Bodacious Tata's herself winning the US Open. Must have been battling after a bad curry if Nish's diagnosis of wind is correct.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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And I assumed it was about Smitha out shopping today.
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1) Build venues
2) Improve transport
3) Commission Logo
4) Kill Godzilla
Sent to me by email, but I thought I'd just share
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OriginalGriff wrote: Kill Godzilla
Such violent thoughts... Can't we simply send him off to the Bahamas for a few weeks vacation?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Not really. Remember how long they spent boring us all rigid enthusing us all by running the torch(es) round the country? I'm pretty sure they won't want him interrupting that either, and there is only so much beach time a kaiju can take... 
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Roger Wright wrote: off to the Bahamas
What did the Bahamas do to you to deserve that?
And please not until after my visit in November
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Nuclear-dragon/dinosaur devastation wouldn't improve the Bahamas.
Send him (or her) to Cleveland.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Kill Godzilla
What?!? And leave Mothra, Ghidorah, Rodan and the rest to do as they will? The entire country would be left undefended!
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