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I don't do Jesus, but a 4 day weekend is great.
I'm ovet a relo's place getting pissed on their coin
Don't get much better than this.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: I don't do Jesus
That's OK, he does you.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: That's OK, he does you.
He tried, but I kicked that paedo kunt to the next solaar system.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Beh.
Invisible pink unicorns trump African demigods, any day.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How do you know they are pink?
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You just don't understand faith.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Michael Martin wrote: a 4 day weekend is great
Yeah, it must be nice. Here in the US we don't get any days off for Easter.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Nothing is greater for mankind than the celebration of a Risen Saviour.
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I have a .NET user control in C# (for Windows application )to deliver to customers. which compile mode assembly I shall deliver: debug or release mode when I compile it? sound stupid, but if I deliver it in release mode DLL assembly, user loads it into a window application project, when he presses F5, he can not run his application in debugging mode.
please share your experience if you like.
Thanks a million.
diligent hands rule....
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Post it in on the C# forum, if you don't want to be made fun of. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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That's silly, of course you can use release assemblies in debug. What do you think you're doing when you link to the System assemblies. Those aren't debug.
BTW, in future, post these sort of questions in the C# or .net forums
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You can use debug or release built assembly in release mode. And same goes for debug mode.
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You should deliver both versions so the user can do both debug and release testing.
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I use drones.
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Quote: please share your experience if you like.
Well I don't normally talk about it, but as you asked...
It was the early hours of the morning so the roads were empty, just me, my car and the motorway.
A bright light suddenly appeared in the sky above me, and then a beam of light travelled quickly up the road towards me. I pulled over, terrified.
I felt the car being lifted up into the air and then moments later everything went black. The darkness was intense. As was the silence.
And then ... No, No, I can't do it - I can't share any more. The experience was just too much for me.
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CHill60 wrote:
And then ... No, No, I can't do it - I can't share any more. The experience was just too much for me.
Should this be moved out of the Lounge and into an appropriate forum?
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One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an HR manager make it this far and we're really not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in," the Saint replied.
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind... I prefer to stay in Heaven."
"Sorry, we have our rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the HR manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to Hell. The doors opened and the HR manager found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow HR professionals that she had worked with. They were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. The HR manager was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates where St. Peter was waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in Heaven" he said. So the HR manager spent the next 24 hours lounging around on the clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it, her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The HR manager paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So, St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again the HR manager went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up garbage and putting it in sacks for the evening meal. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her and laughed at her.
"I don't understand," stammered the HR manager. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and grinned: "That's because yesterday we were recruiting you... but today you're staff."
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!
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That's really amazing. No words to express 
Ranjan.D
modified 4-Apr-15 21:49pm.
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How about backing your claim up with some facts?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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One version[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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